Tell me why i was watching the new 911 with my mother and she’s immediately like “oh he’s wearing a chastity belt” even before i figured it out. Why do you know what that is. Who is telling you these things. For context my mother is a devout fundamentalist christian and very conservative and a few years ago would go “ewww” when a gay couple on tv kissed. once i told her i had a friend who was into kpop and she looked at me with horror and i quickly discovered she didn’t know the difference between kpop and bdsm. How the fuck does she know what a chastity belt is



















