#92jaep

[wonsvego]

SO.... when can i get to see you getting on jackson shoulders, with a giraffe mask and sing "hit me baby one more time"??

We do that on the daily, man. You been missing out. 

[rosalynn-cam]

@92jaep:

“i can’t do that,” doing a little hop to prevent the lady from slipping down his back, “because it’s a sprained ankle.” jaehyung was called over when he received a phone call from his friend, except, it wasn’t his friend on the phone, it was a stranger that informed him about rosalynn’s ankle. “mind explaining to me how you injured your ankle?” he did a little jump again, this time, to adjust and get a better grip of his friend.

With her arms around his neck and legs around his waist, Rosalynn had to admit that this was a much preferable way of making her way home. The walk would have been an utter nightmare and her bank account was nearing the negatives, meaning that a cab was out of the question. “It’s not a lot sprained,” she insisted, a small pout on her lips, “It really wasn’t my fault either. Some drunk had spilled beer on the floor. I nearly broke my shoes!”

[macaronstal]

ALL texts :-)

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

{ `sms → chicken lil } THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLIGN

{ `sms → chicken lil } ( aka i am the sound of your alarm )

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

{ `sms → chicken lil } how come i wasn’t invited

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

{ `sms → chicken lil } I’LL BE THEHRE IN  5 MIN I JUST NEED SOEM TIME

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

{ `sms → chicken lil } HEY HEY HEY JAE

{ `sms → chicken lil } did you know sharknado is actually a good movie i cnt believ-

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

{ `sms → chicken lil } is he bigger than me 

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

{ `sms → chicken lil } i’m sitting here watching anime alone and i’m bored where are you B(

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

{ `sms → chicken lil } i hate it when i accidentally swallow a boba !!!!!

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

{ `sms → chicken lil } I FEEL LIKE THERE’S SOMEONE IN MY HOUSE HELP

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

{ `sms → chicken lil } you have a very nice voice and you’re just so lovely ah i love you u _ u 

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

{ `sms → chicken lil } why is the sky blue

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

{ `sms → chicken lil } CHRISTMAS FEVER HAS FINALLY GOTTEN TO ME

{ `sms → chicken lil } CAN WE PLEASE GO CAROLING TOGETHER

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

{ `sms → chicken lil } were you the one that ate all my dried mangoes in the dressing room? I KNOW IT’S YOU YOU DAMN THIEF GIVE IT BACK I WILL FIGHT YOU COME ON ME AND YOU ONE AND ONE 

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

{ `sms → chicken lil } i’m really sad

{ `sms → chicken lil } that abandoned puppy commercial was too much 3

[sujoengs-blog]

“i must’ve called a thousand times.”

random song lyric starters … accepted ! 

“no..but you did come pretty close to a thousand. i got about--” she glances at the screen of her phone and snorts. “twenty missed calls. you’re lucky my phone was on silent or i would have--” she wasn’t really good with threats, but she didn’t want to spit out something that didn’t seem so scary. “done something. ahem. please explain to me what your reason for calling me at three in the morning was.”

[sujoengs-blog]

making coffee turned out to be a disaster..? i'm all ears.

well. i have one of those powdered coffee packets, the ones that are just easier to prepare, y’know? and i underestimated the fact that i could pour in the right amount of sugar and ended up with a little more than i needed. and all-nighters means a complete lack of energy and awareness, right? that led to me drifting off which led to...well, me spilling hot milk all over the floor and myself. it’s not as disastrous as you probably thought, but it was a nightmare. i wasted a perfectly good cup of coffee.

[sujoengs-blog]

hm, both? so, when did you last let your heart decide?

mm, this morning when i decided making eggs and toast for breakfast was a good idea over cereal. but then i realized that maybe making cereal would have meant less cleaning to do. that, and making coffee. that one turned out to be a disaster, let me tell you.

[sujoengs-blog]

TELL me princess now when did you last let your heart decide

i can open your eyes, take you wonder by wonder! wait– are we really singing to aladdin or are you asking me a legitimate question? 

[kjungsj-blog]

( @92jaep​ )

“REAL TALK,” he slammed his hands down on the table. “SINCE WHEN IS YOUR PLAN COMPLETELY SMART?” Being a student that majored in political science, proved that he’s slightly above average in terms of being intelligent. Jaehyung couldn’t let someone humiliate him like that. His pride wouldn’t allow it. “JESSIE, SQUARE UP, FIGHT ME. COME UP WITH A BETTER PLAN THEN FIGHT ME.” He balled his fists and started shadow boxing, providing sound effects with his mouth, he was completely absorbed in being a MMA fighter. 

if they hadn’t been out in public, she probably would have played along with his mock fight, but as it was, she could feel the scrutinising gazes of the sparsely populated cafe’s other patrons on them. having never been fond of being the center of attention, she attempted to shush her rather loud companion while simultaneously sliding down her seat to hide herself as much as possible. ❝ james, oh my god–– ❞ despite her embarrassment, jae’s antics were rather amusing, and she found herself laughing in spite of it all. ❝ can i take a rain check on this fight? how about tomorrow, 9pm, back alley behind the jyp building? ❞