#94jwn

[naenu]

do you mind if I poke your forehead?

“W-why would you want to poke my forehead? Do I have something there?” 

[haebinn]

"How would you cut a sandwich into two equal triangles?"

"Ah! Well that's an easy one!" Haebin exclaimed, ecstatic as if she had just thought of the most genius idea ever.

"With a knife!"

[speaches]

[ WELCOME TO OUR PEACHY FAMILY! ]

Please welcome JUNG JAEWON, a TRAINEE under YG Entertainment. He is a SEMI-AU muse who describes himself as HILARIOUS, LOUD & OBNOXIOUS and has an interest in MUSIC & RAPPING . Find him on Peach @JAEWONZ, and welcome him on tumblr @94jwn!

[hxnryz-archived]

The vibe you give off : most likely to twerk and cause a larger damage than an earthquake. #xprezmovienightrevelation

MEME: WHAT SORT OF VIBE DO I GIVE OFF?↳ STATUS: Accepting

NOOO ... I DON’T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED ... but maybe I just have more skills than I know, that would be cool. 

[seollioure]

" I could've been that guy who screams AOA before heart attack but you all are picky." / Welcome to Xprez, Seol. Glad to have you in the fambam.

*. “Hahaha! I’m sorry! But hey, we’re having a comeback this summer again so… why don’t you practice yelling and maybe you’ll get to escape YG’s basement and feature this time around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to tour with us just to scream AOA.” I shrugged with a goofy grin on, imaging the whole situation unfolding.

[sanzaki]

@94jwn​ from ⭐

⇢ ★ ⇠ ❝ Even at a part time status I would not be able to come close to matching up with you or Hanbin for that matter; so I will leave the rapping to the two of you and instead stick to my books. I will say that Big Sean put down my favorite verse in the song you’re speaking to, though I can see where you’re coming from on that stance. Perhaps my preference comes from my overall leaning towards Big Sean and his messages in music, such as One Man Can Change the World. As messages in music is something that the hip hop scene seems to of lost during recent years, or perhaps that is only something that I have come to take note of. Though again, it all comes down to preference and ones mood at any particular moment in time. - I believe you can negate calling the police, it was a simple quote from the exact aforementioned song. I see now that in fact you are not being ‘messed’ with. Unless you actually are, then we can always contact them on your behalf? I don't mind playing the role of witness if needed. ❞  

[hnbino-blog]

Hanbin, you got that gas money?

I am afraid not, bro. I suppose such answer will further lead to your bothersome nagging and endless whining. Perhaps, I chose the inaccurate riposte. I must replenish and awaken your brain cells, then. On December 11th, year 2015 at four o’ clock in the afternoon--Jung Jaewon demanded for five batches of extravagant red bean buns, a bottle of imported wine and seven packages of valuable red-ginseng powder. This expenditure is valued more than the alleged gas money that I owe. To resolve this situation, Jaewon must wear his unnatural and hideous-looking ‘dreadlocks’ for a a whole week. I demand for this reimbursement through actions.

[xnglay-blog]

What if, ya ain't Lay? What if you're actually a pringle? // Welcome to Xprez!

[ sms → 정제원 ] second time i’ve gotten that joke today 哈哈哈. but i’m not a pringle– corn chips are kind of gross, honestly. i dunno i just never thought they had a lot of flavor. 

[ sms → 정제원 ] i swear i’m not speaking just because of my own endorsement, aha… but i’ll take a potato chip over a corn chip any day.