#99 problems

[strawlessandbraless]

The range

Part 1 // Part 2

[smolcinnamonchipmunk]

Tagging this in case I don't end up finishing it, but Malleus being the first major pull since opening the game again - ON the first ten pull - was just funny to me. I wasn't expecting to be missed

[themaguito]

Now this is character development

[headtraumasam]

WHAT IS THIS⁉️ THIS IS INSANEEEEEEEEEE ⁉️⁉️ how can one achieve to look like thisndnfjfjgjgjgj THA HAIR!?????

[ray-jaykub]

Hello hello bestie, tis I, here to ask for some HC’s of the nsfw nature for Raph BUT set in the 99 problems au 😏

You always know how to make me happy...

Okay! So preface for anyone who hasn't read 99 problems yet (you should, it's nearly completed, link in masterlist), Raphael is in his 50s and this AU is kind of like a blend of humans and yokais/mutants living in the same world. So he's recently divorced and has only ever been with a mutant, until recently. His brothers force him into making a hook up profile and he ends up matching with human reader. There's an age gap, it isn't noticeable at all, and he's the inexperienced one. So, with that in mind...

NSFW Headcanons of 99!Raph

- Raphael likes to think of himself as the lead when it comes to sex. In his mind he is head hancho

- This could be farther from the truth

- He can start up in control, but the moment you get your hands on him and start sweet talking and bat your lashes, he is ready to fall to his knees and please

- Further into the relationship, though, he can be a big tease. You don't get what you want easy and he's good at getting under skin. "Ya want me to touch where?", "I can't read minds, tell me what ya need baby?", "What was that? 'Stop'? Okay..."

- Very frustrating when he's pushing you to the edge of your mind and sentences won't form from your lips

- The way to get exactly what you want, is by dressing up for him. Not costumes or anything crazy, just his color, silk or lace, jewelry. Spritz your perfume/cologne and he's dutiful

- Sort of easy to manipulate because of that, he could be someone's sugar daddy and not even know he's a sugar daddy

- Even though he's older, the only thing that has taken a hit is his stamina. He doesn't huff and puff climbing up stairs, but he can only cum so many times before tapping out

- But just because he's stopping doesn't mean you have to (My lovely requester will know what I'm talking about)

- Wanna ride his face? Take a seat and let him taste. You wanna lay back and let him stretch you out with those thick fingers? Baby he'll do it till his wrist aches. Use him to get to that end goal, even if his old self needs a break

- Very old school about foreplay, likes a wine and dine moment before going for a romp. Super romantic, even though the way he's got you bent afterwards is salacious

- Favorite positions are mating press, straddling, classic doggy, and riding

- Doesn't like being called 'Daddy', but loves a well placed 'Sir'. He knows he's old, he won't deny that

- And the way to make him fall deep in love? Admiring the parts of him he hates the most. His past. Kiss those scars, have those conversations, make his skin tickle, and he is smitten

[metalpopgothique]

[travelingtwentysomething]

I had the walmart bakery whip up this "Welcome back to the Streets!" cake for my sister when she finally dumped her bum ass boyfriend.

[whereifindsanity]

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