#9reets.

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truesylpharanea

purrk1nd

0r0bas

Throwing out a generic greeter for those of you who've decided to drop 6y.

Hi, I'm Karkat. Congratulations on having a top notch taste in 6logs. Who might you 6e? ?:::

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tiredofbeingabandoned

krankri-crabs

Oh, look. Another pair. 9reat.

Hi. I'm Karkat, in case you couldn't take the time to read the thing that is literally right there on my front page. Welcome to the 6log.

Who are you, what's up, etc etc. 6reezy first encounter 6ullshit of your choice.

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yellowbloodedconman

crimsontermagant

mintflavoredchocolate

Hi, welcome to the 6log and all that courteous 6ullshit required in these greeting things.

I'm Karkat. Tell me a6out yourself.

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f33ls

sol-appleberry

centaurscalibrator

A late-ish greeting for some of you, a totally on time one for one.

Thanks for the totally choice follow, you'll find pretty quick that you've made a quality choice. (:::

I'm Karkat. Who are you.

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crabwich

schroedingersnepeta

An uninspired greeting for yet another pair of people deciding to drop 6y, I guess.

Hi. I'm Karkat. I run a 6log and do other things that normal people tend to do when they're 6ored.

Who are you.

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androtaxis

9ood morning, guy who runs what is argua6ly one of the most atrocious looking 6logs I've ever dragged my optic spheres across.

Six years old, huh. In this economy.

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jadsher

sacracapra

And the two trends continue. Any Captor would be infinitely pleased, I'm sure.

Hey there. Welcome to the 6log, I don't have anything for you other than my stunning and fantabulous personality, 6ut that's kind of what social 6logging is for anyways?????? So.

I'm Karkat Vantas, who the fuck is you.

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purrplexingpyre

Hey there. Thanks for dropping 6y, welcome to the 6log, etc etc.

I can proooooo6a6ly figure out who you are pretty quickly, 6ut I'll give you the 6enefit of a proper greeting and ask who you are first. I'm Karkat.