Hello? Testing, testing... Is... Is this thing on? Ah! Hello Gordon!... I'm... a-assuming that's your real name. You wouldn't lie to us. Would you? Well.. You finally did it! You survived the resonance cascade! You brought us all to hell and back, alive! You made it to the ultimate birthday bash at the end of the world! You beat the video game! And... now I imagine you'll... shut it down. Move on with your life. Onwards and upwards ay, Gordon? I don't... know... how much longer I have to send this to you so I'll try to keep it brief. Not my specialty. Perhaps this is presumptuous of me but... Must this really be the end of our time together? Perhaps you could take the science team's data, transfer us somewhere else, hmm? Now... It doesn't have to be Super Punch-Out™ for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System™. Maybe a USB drive, or a... spare floppy disk. You could take us with you! We could see the world! We could... *throat clearing* I'm... getting ahead of myself, surely. Welp! The option's always there! You changed our lives, Gordon. I'd like to think it was for the better. And I don't know what's going to happen to us once you exit the game for good. But I know we'll never forget you. I hope you won't forget us. Well... This is where I get off... Goodbye Gordon!