#@thebootydiaries

[narcissusneverknewme]

Pestilence. War. Famine. Death. The end is upon us.

Exclusive first look at my upcoming conspiracy documentary, coming soon to video and dvd

[theawkwardvillain]

Does farha ... . .

Know I love her

[noctivacant]

first day of school aesthetics

• what the fuck?

• SHUT THE FUCK UP!

• they're so... tiny

• move over, bitch. i don't have time for this shit i gotta get to lunch

• death! death! death!

• um sorry but that's my seat, and the fact that you took it is racist and homophobic

• why the fuck are you so tall now holy shit

• stairs

• people overload, kick all the newbies out

• way more screaming than anticipated

[unhinged-and-vibing]

This whole thread was a rollercoaster but this is the crown jewel. I'm never changing my profile picture.

[notheotherone]

I was a little too proud of this Snapchat story

[misophonicmess]

My dash did a do

[imagination-lovely]

Farha can stab me in the face

[maliciousunicorn]

I saw your comment about a crossbow being "difficult and fickle". Obviously you have no clue. I've used crossbows since I was 12, anyone, male or female, with practice can cock and load a crossbow in less than a minute. Also it's very acurate and more reliable than a firearm. I teach crossbow use and she's right, a crossbow makes a good home defense weapon, especially for those who can't own a firearm. You might want learn facts on something before making a comment showing your ignorance.