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toastbutteregg

mellointheory

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

the-haiku-bot

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mellointheory

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

capnledian

i drew a vent comic on a covid testing strip guide and it got some traction on twitter so i thought i'd post it here too . general consensus is Big Emotions Its A Lot so cw covid/trauma

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

ok but the reason Caesar was stabbed was that the growing power of his cult of personality was so extreme as to be considered a threat to democracy. stabbing was the political solution they came up with, and this fills me with longing and nostalgia

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i'm not saying it worked, mind you, or that stabbing is the fix-all to decaying democratic norms, but we're still mocking Caesar's ghost two-thousand-and-change-years-later and i think that's beautiful

disteal

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

unhinged-and-vibing

I uhhhhhhh I think I showed up late

vicholas

characters who arent canonically gay but whose behavior just makes no sense unless you read them as gay

karnalesbian

sometimes when you constantly rb your own posts it feels like you're only on this site for your own entertainment

like... as opposed to what, community service??

thecaduceusclay

thots on horses?

I think those are called cowboys

thecaduceusclay

Someone tagged this Geralt of Rivia and I want you to know I'm kissing you directly on your forehead rn

void-lesbian

Remember not all acts of evil have to be big.

iamnmbr3

this feels like a motivational post for villains

renthony

People get really confused when I mention having a teenager, because I'm still under 30. It doesn't occur to people that adoption is a thing, or that adoption doesn't automatically mean adopting an infant. I wanted a kid, I found a kid who actually got to, like, consent to having me as a parent. It was dope.

But since people get confused, I've just started calling my kid my "foundling" and cultivating some weird fae energy. I got my kid in a pact for someone's firstborn, don't worry about it.

natalieironside

Law of Surprise

marquisoforder

“this character is not canonically bisexual” to YOU. i know them personally

nodogsonmoon

how dare you hide this in the tags

setheverman

what is the january mood?

angel-ani

great-and-small

My only interesting/ notable talent is that I can make baby alligators RUN to my feet solely by making this annoying sound

roach-works

i don't care if you have fuckall going for you otherwise, please marry me

great-and-small

Because this is getting popular and some have voiced safety concerns in the notes (and because I’d hate for you to think me of me ~your future spouse~ as reckless), I hope you won’t mind me derailing this post to talk a bit about alligator behavior and what I’m doing here! The noise that I am emulating in the video is my attempt at the contact call of the juvenile American alligator. I am NOT trying to make a distress call, which is what a baby alligator would use to call mom for help, and is a different sound entirely. Instead, contact calls are typically used in communication between juvenile gator siblings that live together in groups called crèches. While a mother gator will certainly swim towards a hatchling distress call (up to a certain age) to protect her young, the other babies will typically swim away from the sound, meaning a correctly done contact call shouldn’t cause a hostile reaction in a nearby momma gator. That said, everyone with safety concerns is absolutely correct to consider the possible implications for doing contact calls in the wild, and much like performing bird calls in the wild there are ethical considerations that must be taken into account. I’d love to give my three personal rules for performing this call!

1. If your feet are on dirt, grass, or water, do not attempt a contact call. If you watch till the end of my video you’ll see a shadow that shows I am standing on a raised boardwalk with a rail, which is the optimal situation for safely observing gators. This way even if you somehow do make a sound that attracts an aggressive alligator, you are not at risk of a dangerous encounter.

2. If the alligator is less than 2 feet in length, do not attempt a contact call. While I did say “baby” in the original post, a better word for this animal would be juvenile, as their length and head shape indicates they’ve reached at least a year or two in age. You should absolutely never make any kind of noise to intentionally disturb hatchling gators that are small and highly vulnerable to predators! Once a gator has gotten to about 2 feet in length they’re usually around 2-3 years old and have typically left mom at this age.

3. If you are planning on interacting with the alligator in any way, do not attempt a contact call. It is imperative to both our safety and alligator wellbeing that we do not condition them to seek human behavior by feeding them. I once saw a tour guide call over gators using this method so that he could feed them cocktail shrimp for the delight of tourists. Shouldn’t have to say it but don’t do this! Don’t feed them, don’t touch them, and don’t get within 20 feet of them, for everyone’s safety. Wildlife is wild and should stay that way.

I probably should have spelled all that out in my original post so please forgive me the omission! Keep gatoring on everyone 🐊

(Interested readers may refer to my tags for additional information on the contact calls and alligator behavior described here!)

roach-works

op this is me standing on a boardwalk watching you ethically and responsibly do contact calls to juvenile 2 foot long alligators