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[typhra]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

AWESOME. NOBODY WATCH IT

[psychadelicninja]

got this from twitter btw

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Neil Gaiman: We should get that actor from Doctor Who in The Sandman.

Casting Director: Could you be more specific?

Neil Gaiman: No.

[campyvillain]

what if we all started drunk driving and crashing into each other for fun

[lollytea]

Tumblr should introduce "you have been blocked!" notifications. It would cause nothing but problems but at least it would be funny.

[valtsv]

thoughts on tiktok?

[valtsv]

my sincerest apologies to miss kesha i have nothing but respect for the party anthem of all time

[animusrox]

Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[boghermit]

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

[saipng]

you sink to the bottom of the mariana trench and i’m just sitting there cross legged with my laptop and headphones in

[lesbianralzarek]

do you think they know how much they contributed to online literacy? to the spirit of curiousity? to the idea of doing research yourself instead of always having it laid out in front of you?

[probablyasocialecologist]

[counterpunches]

#yes!!! die die die!!!!!

[anarchistmemedistro]

[happybunnykat]

A new version of Phineas and Ferb is being released. It is on a streaming service, and will be rated MA. Everyone wonders what this mature version of their beloved kids show will be. The first season is released, and you start watching it. It is just the same as the first season of the old show. Is this some elaborate joke? Finally at the end of the first episode, it happens. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is defeated, as he usually is. This time, however, as Perry is making his exit, you here Doofenshmirtz yell, "Fuck you Perry the Platypus." This is the only thing that has changed in the show.

[mandojerk]

I assumed that Ferb would finally be allowed to kill

[happybunnykat]

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that's so cool

[knightofleo]

[beckiboos]

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

[roundo]

when a relatively unpopular song that you like gets used in a fucking apple commercial or something and now it's blowing up

[roundo]

[alleycatboy]

she's a 10 but she wants to stab me so that makes her an 11

[basiltheratatouille]

I am going to learn something against my will

[medievalthymes]

every time i hear the cornfield chase track from interstellar i have an out of body experience. like hans fucking zimmer. you crazy bastard. you absolute goat. you’ve done it again.

[medievalthymes]