#a concept

[asphyxiated-lungs]

mutuals to sit around the fire with all night

[halfway-happyyy]

the concept of frank being one of the least judgemental people alive (at least where you're concerned)... until it comes to being in a car with you.

and the crux of it all is that you are a good driver. plenty of people have said so. but it's the vice-grip he has on your oh shit handle that makes you question everything.

"you okay, frankie? you look a little tense."

you take your eyes from the road for a second just in time to see the muscle flex in his jaw.

"m'okay, kid. just keep those pretty eyes of yours on the road, yeah?"

you chance another glance at him but he's already watching you, and he's about to give you shit– when your vehicle lurches after merely grazing a curb.

the silence in the car is deafening until you clear your throat and murmur, "well who put that there?"

he just grumbles something to the effect of, "god, I'd hate to be you when you go in for your next alignment."

"my alignment will be fine, frank. that's the first curb i've hit–

"today?" he interjects.

your eye-roll is the cause of his gruff laughter, and it makes you smile in spite of yourself.

"i'll just hit a couple more curbs and it'll align itself right back to normal."

"pfft," he snorts. "not sure that's how it works, kid."

"we'll see about that."

the crater-like pothole you forget to avoid on the way home renders the rest of the ride agonizingly silent.

and yeah, he's right. your next service is probably going to suck.

[bluecygnets]

i want no war au where lan wangji gets to hang out with wei wuxian at lotus pier in his teens so bad

- wei wuxian tours lan wangji around and introduces him to everyone aka parading and bragging about his cool friend

- lan wangji gets roped into outings with wei wuxian's shidis and he mostly just quietly observes unless wei wuxian talks to him. the other boys feel a bit too intimidated to talk to him. lan wangji admittedly feels a bit jealous seeing the ease of banter and interactions between wei wuxian and his shidis but he just swallows it down and tries not to do anything impolite since he's a guest. it gets shoved to the back of his head eventually anyway as he gets used to the company of everyone (plus, wei wuxian spends most of his stay with just him which he's secretly quite happy about)

- wei wuxian also introduces him to all the girls who had previously told him about how jealous they were that he gets to spend time with lan wangji. the yunmeng girls arent at all intimidated by lan wangji. the rising jealousy inside lwj upon seeing wei wuxian flirt with the girls is quickly replaced by shock as the girls start playfully shoving at each other trying to talk to him or giving him gifts of fruits or flowers or small trinkets, all the while giggling together. wei wuxian was laughing on the side but then someone puts a flower by lan wangji's ear and he starts feeling weird so he decides it's time to save lan wangji.

- wei wuxian brings lan wangji to the lotus lake and tricks him into stealing lotus pods. he starts feeling kinda guilty so he tries to stop him but then lwj himself becomes insistent. the old man who owns the lotus lake comes so he starts trying to block him from seeing lan wangji but he fails at this. the old man catches lan wangji picking lotus pods and wei wuxian is panicking so he starts babbling trying to defend lan wangji but then lan wangji greets the old man and shortly converses politely with him and the old man waves at him to continue and walks away, a small smile on his face. wei wuxian and his shidis are all flabbergasted into silence. his shidis erupt into teasing wei wuxian about how the old man just hates him. getting swept up in the moment, someone starts teasing lwj too about being sneaky. they realize what they said and everyone gets quiet. the shidi who teased lwj starts apologizing but lwj huffs a laugh and nods, holds out his basket of lotus pods for everyone and says "here" and they all return to chattering away happily and eating lotus seeds

- lan wangji volunteers to help jiang yanli cook cause he wants to learn how to make lotus pork rib soup, jiang yanli teases her younger brothers about replacing them with lan er-gongzi because he helps her cook and they both whine about it

- yu ziyuan makes a pointed remark over dinner about how the jiang disciples could learn a thing or two from lan wangji. to which lan wangji responds by vouching for both wei wuxian and jiang cheng's skills after having seen them firsthand when they helped deal with the waterborne abyss at biling lake. wei wuxian and jiang cheng are both stunned. jiang yanli tries not to smile. yu ziyuan passive aggressively remarks that lan qiren indeed raises such Well-mannered disciples. everyone returns to eating in silence. jiang fengmian talks to lan wangji afterwards and apologizes for his wife's words

- wei wuxian and lan wangji mostly spend their time together. jiang cheng actually hung out with them a bit at first but it made him cringe so hard seeing wei wuxian acting all cutesy and giggly with lan wangji so he's decided to save himself from death by cringe. he busies himself with other tasks and hangs out with their other shidis instead

- sometimes, lan wangji joins sword training. he spars with wei wuxian once. no one else wanted to spar with him after that

- one time, lan wangji brings out his guqin to the pavilion to play. he's so immersed in his playing and used to being left alone when he does even when he's playing outdoors at the cloud recesses that he didn't realize a small crowd of people of all ages had formed around him until he looked up. as he's processing what's happening, wei wuxian sits in front of him smiling with his dizi in hand and asks if they can play a song together

- eventually, everyone clocks that something seems to be going on between wei wuxian and lan wangji. no one talks about it, some bets may or may not have started being made.

- lan wangji leaves to return to gusu, promising to write and to visit often. wei wuxian promises likewise brushing lan wangji's hair behind his ear and straightening his forehead ribbon before he departs.

- nobody confesses yet because wangxian slowburn is just too good :D

[femmebr4t]

Butch sugar daddy who parades me around as his controversially young girlfriend and buys me whatever I want 😁👍

[deerwiththeears]

have you ever had or heard the experience of, like. knowing someone you're on pretty ok good terms with, maybe even good terms, maybe you're even friends who the hell knows, y'all hang out occasionally, you like it this way. you wouldn't want to change it. things are fine, right?

and then suddenly they hit you with "there's something i have to tell you" and it's that this entire time that y'all have been friends or whatever you were they've actually just wanted you to reciprocate feelings that they have for you but like you don't and you have to tell them that you don't not really knowing what that'll do to whatever your relationship was like beforehand? and honestly since they've just told you this you're not even really sure if whatever that relationship was was even real at all or if that was just how you were seeing it and they were just being nice to you because they wanted something from you that you never even wanted and never gave any impression that you wanted?

Anyways, in Hazbin Hotel Season 2 Episode 4, there's a flashback where Alastor and Vox are at a bar and-

[bopbyers]

will and chance both dying in the final battle

will waking up in an afterlife limbo of sorts

chance is there

will bursts into tears the minute chance wakes up and looks at him, inconsolable

“you shouldn’t be here-“

“you shouldn’t be here-!”

“it wasn’t your time-“

“i never should’ve let you get involved-“

meanwhile, in the moment, chance is busy trying to calm will down because not even death could pull them apart. he was so grateful will was still there with him, and he made sure to tell him that.

[untitledperfectlovers]

you met a trans guy recently. he invites you over to smoke. without thinking you say yes. you barely know each other but he seems really cool.

you're smoking in his room on his bed. you're a lot higher than him. it's a little embarrassing, how you start acting. wildly flailing your hands and talking loud. he doesn't seem to mind.

you ask for transition advice. he's just so masculine and confident. you talk about all sorts of things. little tips and tricks. how to fit in. all that.

body comes up. you're talking about his top surgery experience and then you realize "oh shit I'm still wearing my binder" it's definitely been over 8 hours

"you should just take it off. nothing I haven't seen before."

he has to help you get it off. you're sweating. you think he can probably tell. his hands are on your shoulders. you'll grab your deodorant later. he's so warm.

"oh nice, you could probably get away with only tape"

"really?

"yeah for sure. i have some still. hang on"

he leaves. you feel a little cold and awkward. you're just topless in his room. without him there you really start noticing the texture of the carpet for a while.

he comes back with a box eventually. throws some binders at you.

"here you can have these too"

"oh shit! these are nice too"

"yep I had taste"

the box is pretty big. you can't see what's in it. he chucks the tape at you too. leaves the box within reach.

starts pulling and prodding at you. its feels almost disconnected from you. like the opposite of a ghost limb. eventually you're just as flat as he is. just as flat as what feels natural.

without warning he starts tugging at your pants. you don't really process it. they're down. all his clothes are still on. your legs spread.

"wow I forgot how small some guy's dicks are. dont worry. I'll help you."

he pulls something else out of the box. you think you've seen one of those before. "this one I actually still use sometimes. here let me show you"

his hands go down. fuck okay. yeah why not. your head is still so fuzzy. and he feels so warm.

suction. whining. it feels weird. his mouth is really close to your ear. you're aware of how you need a haircut. it feels weird. it feels... really fucking good.

"shhhh don't you want to have a big dick like me?"

you sass him a little. the high makes you whiney.

"how am I supposed to know how big you are?"

"hm here"

he let's go of the pump. it stays attached. he pulls his pants to his knees. fuck. yeah it's big. impressively so. you find yourself leaning in with wide eyes.

"and you haven't gotten phallo or anything? damn!"

he slowly grabs your head. threads his fingers through your short hair. holds tight.

you look up. he looks down.

you're still fully naked. now kneeling in front of him with his pants around his legs. you can smell him. he's warm. he pushes you gently to the bed.

"let's see"

he kneels in front of you. flicks at the pump. you whine as it bounces. he smirks a little.

"shut up! I've never done this before!"

"what never had a big dick?"

he releases the suction. pulls it off. oh fuck.

it's not even close to his but it's there. you can see your dick even though youre laid back looking down. you've never been able to do that before.

he looks up. looks in your eyes. without breaking eye contact he crawls up on top of you. his graphic t shirt makes a swish sound against your taped chest. warm. his eyes are really bloodshot. it's cute how much his eyes turned red. you smile.

you both look down. his dick sits on top of yours. he shifts a little. you whine. he shifts again.

time start moving fast. you kiss him. he licks at your mouth. he doesn't stop moving his hips. you're really sensitive in a new way. his shirt is gone. and his mouth is back. you pause and push him up.

he looks a little hurt for a second until he notices where your eyes sit. you look at his chest reverently and reach out to touch. he leans in. kisses you again.

"have you ever sucked a guy's dick before?"

"nuh uh. only a girl's"

you're now sitting next to each other on the bed. both naked.