May 31
Ashton @ Everyone's A Star Uncasville - 29 May 2026
#I promise you this is the last thing I'm posting tonight#possibly ever#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton irwin#ashton#everyone's a star tour#eas uncasville#kh4f post#hahahahahahahahahahahahaha what the fuckkkkkkkk#this new belt is going to be A Problem#A Fixation#the absolute last kind of distraction i needed#because what do you mean this man is drawing even more attention to the already extreme situation that is his leather clad crotch#that's so fine and normal and helpful for my sanity#and the buckle is so big and heavy and it's pulling the waist down so low 😩#really wondering the necessity of me using the descriptors 'big and heavy' right after i referred to the 'extreme situation' of his crotch#it's fine this is all fine and normal#it's just like his entire fucking hip is out like bro what are we doing#the hip and the tum and the coin and the arms and the yee fuckin haw of it all#listen I've already lost my mind let's just go ahead and own up to it yes i'm absolutely feral about the armpit events happening here#why is the mustache the final straw#he looks so fucking good and it's so fucking unfair and i'm starting to take it personally that i no can kiss chomp or slormp#I actually legitimately need to fling myself into the ocean#or get some sleep maybe. let's start with that I guess#thank you for tuning into this breakdown goodbye
