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Ashton @ Everyone's A Star Uncasville - 29 May 2026

#I promise you this is the last thing I'm posting tonight #possibly ever #5sos #5 seconds of summer #ashton irwin #ashton #everyone's a star tour #eas uncasville #kh4f post #hahahahahahahahahahahahaha what the fuckkkkkkkk #this new belt is going to be A Problem #A Fixation #the absolute last kind of distraction i needed #because what do you mean this man is drawing even more attention to the already extreme situation that is his leather clad crotch #that's so fine and normal and helpful for my sanity #and the buckle is so big and heavy and it's pulling the waist down so low 😩#really wondering the necessity of me using the descriptors 'big and heavy' right after i referred to the 'extreme situation' of his crotch #it's fine this is all fine and normal #it's just like his entire fucking hip is out like bro what are we doing #the hip and the tum and the coin and the arms and the yee fuckin haw of it all #listen I've already lost my mind let's just go ahead and own up to it yes i'm absolutely feral about the armpit events happening here #why is the mustache the final straw #he looks so fucking good and it's so fucking unfair and i'm starting to take it personally that i no can kiss chomp or slormp #I actually legitimately need to fling myself into the ocean #or get some sleep maybe. let's start with that I guess #thank you for tuning into this breakdown goodbye

Look. The world is terrible and all the news is generally depressing but this Reddit drama has fuelled me.

For the last month, a guy has been coming into r/kitchenconfidential and has been posting photos of the chives he's cut in a bid to show he can cut a perfect bunch of chives.

He has been criticised, but his perseverance and determination to improve has endeared him to the subreddit to such an extent that his posts got enough traction to escape the chef-y/foodie subreddits and hit r/all.

People have posted their cat (called chives), been concerned when the guy was late posting - regular commenters have got their own status from being able to spot the problem chives.

There was palpable disappointment when there were NO CHIVES IN TOWN and so the guy had to miss a day.

Chiveguy got a flair under his username of "chivelord".

It's day 31 and someone posts to say that the chive posts are being faked. This gets deleted by the mods. A second post goes up - this time it stays up.

Mods post overlaying photos of chives to try to prove/disprove the theory.

It seems more and more likely, the betrayal is palpable. Someone posts the whole saga into subreddit drama.

People begin suggesting the guy is in fact a "chivefraud" (there have been a lot of chive based puns).

A few hours after this, the guy has come forward and admitted that the last photo was a fake. His car broke down and he did not have time that day to cut chives because he had to sort out shit in his real life - but the pressure of the level of engagement he'd been getting had fucked with his head and he felt he had to post so he used an old photo.

The reaction from people is overwhelming - currently the apology post has got circa 26k upvotes in 2 hours. People are saying they're not angry - they're disappointed.

He's saying he'll do whatever reasonable punishment Reddit decides and never lie again.

Public consensus so far appears to be that he is forgiven and that people are glad to have been there to witness Chivegate - although not confirmed yet it's likely that this man's punishment will be to cut the chives on camera.

Shit like this is why I continue to stick with Reddit despite it's myriad of issues.

#truly the best thing to happen on Reddit #possibly ever #chives #Reddit drama

lando saying he’d put charles in his football team his arse is NOT watching those charity matches

#charles and i say this with so much love in my heart but potentially one of the worst guys at kicking a ball #possibly ever #so fawn-esque though very beautiful

I don't know anything about love but I think love is my dad making sure to clean off the door handle of my mum's car so there's absolutely no snow where she puts her hands

or something

#love #my parents #are the cutest couple #possibly ever #snow #shovelling #I don't know if I ever want that but they are just adorable #he doesn't want her hands to be cold 🥺#is that not the sweetest thing you've ever heard

You may have 1 or two good days, BUT. Watch out 😐☝

#istg if this week passes as well and there's no noticable change meds-vise I'm going to #do #something #idk what yet but I am severely dissapointed in my doctor and he owe me a liftime of compensation for this #at least pay my fucking therapist bills man #I've had a terrible start of the year and #possibly ever #The Worst mentally #all I wanted was to spend some time w my partner before they leave for a week #then I lost my fucking phone on the bus and then ended up using most of my day and energy on checking every possible bus it could be on #mental breakdown all day long babey <3 #so fucking tired of it #also got to try a anti-anxiety med to keep myself somewhat stable and it wroked for a while but then I spiraled #who tf put me in this time loop I hate it here #the universe really did want me to experience whatver the hell Jayce wennt through in s2 istg #and it didn't even bother offering a hammer so I could fix the babey (me I'm the baby)#gonna go pick my phone up tomrrow tho but it's the second time in a way too short time span I lost something crucial #only this time I knew where and when it was and where I'll find i #but god fucking damn am I done with this shit #can only nice things happen from now on or do I have to go full joker mode fr can I get some fucking answers to this

So Danny Fenton hates Christmas, right?

And according to one of the dpxdc fics I read Mr. Freeze also hates Christmas.

So AU where Danny runs away from Amity for a Christmas - the truce is the one time of year he can leave the town without feeling anxious and he makes some excuse to his parents, tells his sister and friends he's going to visit the Zone, and just.

Flies around.

Ofc ghosts also love Christmas. And apparently want to drag him to the party again this year.

When dodging the latest invitation, he gets slung through a natural portal.

Right into the middle of an attack by Mr. Freeze.

At first he thinks he's another Christmas nut, the way he's blowing snow and ice everywhere.

Then he notices the vandalized trees behind him.

Danny lets out a whoop and ectoblasts one of the more distant Christmas trees.

Mr. Freeze whirls on him - most of the civilians already evacuated and no police or vigilantes present yet (he'd frozen mall security in their offices before going after the rest of the building).

"Ice to meet ya," Danny says, eyes flashing blue as he holds up a hand to form an ice-sculpture in the shape of a hand flipping the bird by the nearest Santa cut-out.

Freeze nods hesitantly, and they go about destroying all of the Christmas décor together. Danny even uses an incredibly brief Wail to flatten the large tree.

They're both smiling at the destruction when Batman swings in.

Batman says something about bringing them in, but the second Freeze gloats about 'completing my objective' Danny tackle-phases the both of them out of there.

#dpxdc #Danny Phantom Mr Freeze friendship #Gotham having the worst christmas #possibly ever #Mr Freeze is living his best life #Danny is very open about being a ghost #why not #Mr Freeze asking to look for ghost Nora #(post-Nora exploding definitely to death)

me: yes ah of course i am Studying for the exam i have tomorrow that’s supposed to very hard! i am studying my terms and i will go to bed now at 3 am and i am done studying and will wake up and do well on the exam!

my laptop:

#gayest song #possibly ever #community #trobed #troy barnes #abed nadir #troybed #troy and abed #troy x abed #abed x troy #community nbc #nbc community