#a hamburger

[boyczar]

Tooth Fairy Details 2024

[missionlameturtle]

the way I am this close to throwing hands over what a burger is (it's the meat, not the bun) is only 90% performative

[pianofluteflute]

real customer interaction:

customer: can I have a hamburger with lettuce and tomato? :)

me: [internally debating the general intelligence of customers]

me: …would you like cheese on that?

customer: of course! what’s a hamburger without cheese? :D

me: (:

[tidalblazex]

For someone who doesn't actually eat a lot of burgers I sure say and post about burgers a lot. I think it's because burger and its child words are so fun to say and so fun to misspell. Like Hamb. Hamburgor. Cheesburgr. Brgr. Burg. You slumber, a hamburger

[drfitzmonster]

time to venture out into the world in search of food

[disney-monoshop]

A Hamburger

A beef patty hamburger, topped with cheese, pickles, onions, mustard, and ketchup. Looks like someone stopped at a fast food joint before going to Disneyland.

[paulsmixtape]

there’s a trend on youtube lately where people make jello versions of everything and i’ve watched.. all of them