my brother is (mostly) pure of heart and works at a particularly evil bank, so to balance out the scales of fairness, God keeps sending him people to give him lil rewards for his hard work. like bank patrons that he helps who are so grateful that they give him stuff.
so far he’s received tea cakes, some barbecued ribs and now a dozen of eggs straight from the dude’s own chicken. i think this might continue until he finds a new job or is moved to a different bank














