the "juju" jellibean

lvl. 19 she/they black girl(flux) queer christian: omni-polyam disabled christian: auDHD, HSD christian witchcraft/hoodoo blog open to spirituality/theology discussions occasional crush rants

[juju-jellibean]

my brother is (mostly) pure of heart and works at a particularly evil bank, so to balance out the scales of fairness, God keeps sending him people to give him lil rewards for his hard work. like bank patrons that he helps who are so grateful that they give him stuff.

so far he’s received tea cakes, some barbecued ribs and now a dozen of eggs straight from the dude’s own chicken. i think this might continue until he finds a new job or is moved to a different bank

[juju-jellibean]

I love working my lil construction job while practicing hoodoo

i go out to a site, see a bunch of rusty nails/screws in the ground? pocket them <3

demolition happening nearby? all brick building you say? i hobble over with a lil jar during lunch to collect some red brick dust

life is good ☀️

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[this-is-poly-joy]

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[rawstrap]

reblog to make someone bisexual

[rawstrap]

reblog to make someone bisexual

[juju-jellibean]

garth dancing with agnes at the ball— knowing that it’s false hope

garth getting to steal touches from agnes during their dance knowing that he’s likely to never have a chance to touch her again

garth watching agnes take a drag of his cigarette knowing that he shouldn’t enjoy it

garth being asked if by agnes about her personality and him affirming for her immediately

garth quietly congratulating agnes on her engagement and not being able to look her in the eyes

garth sitting there letting agnes push, shove and punch him because he knew she was heartbroken and angry and confused

garth hugging her in public despite knowing that any contact between them could get the both of them punished

garth defending his decision to (emotionally) protect agnes to aunt este

garth promising to marry becka for agnes— because she asked him to

garth looking at agnes for the entire duration of his wedding— making his vows to her more than anything

garth is a yearner, you know that his journal is full of emotional turmoil and ego-death ten times over

he’s so in love with her— he’s just a scaredy cat because he’s grown up in gilead and is a rule follower at heart, he doesn’t know what he’s doing

[artemisiamasterofnone]

everyone get more polyamorous right now

[polyamorouspunk]

“Polyamorous relationships never work out anyway” skill issue maybe you just suck

[la-da-da-i-exist]

The real goal of polyamory is to have enough partners to have someone for every part of a food you don't like who loves it.

Give your pickles you asked them to leave off to Jen, your crust to Mark, the fat of your pork to River, etc.

That's the dream

[polyampire]

happy pride! be nice to polyamorous people or else 🗡️🗡️🗡️

[shattersaurus]

[whimperwarriorjoong]

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

[juju-jellibean]

i think it’s fun that Garth gets stupid whenever Agnes is talking to him

like there’s no thoughts behind his eyes

in the “do i have a personality” scene where he blanks and then just goes: “yes! yes! i see it!”

and in the finale where she tracks him down at the guardian barracks, he’s first like: “i don’t think i can do that” cause the woman you’re in love with is staring you in the eyes asking you to marry someone else, but he does it

he’s dumb about her

[juju-jellibean]

now is the perfect time to note that this is a pro-greedy bisexual/mspec household

agnes/hannah can have both becka and garth if she damn well wants to

i’m all for polyam mspec propaganda

[juju-jellibean]

i love how the second that Daisy mentioned the idea of Agnes being in love with him to Garth, you can see his brain go:

“Oh. My. God! That was an option, I didn’t know I could do that!”

Then he immediately starts being like:

“Fuuucckkk, falling in love WAS NOT in the plans”