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IRONHAWK/ A martini

“Can you get me a martini? Make sure it’s gin, not vodka. Stirred and with a twist,” you say.

“Wow,” he says, clearly impressed. “I like a girl that knows what she wants. Go take a seat. I’ll meet you there.”

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Trying to explain to some ppl why I find this fancy restaurant's "Girl Dinner Special" offensive but looking like Mr No Fun Pants at the end of it

You know those stories you have to read for class that are just like painfully boring?

I'm on one of those. I just...can't do this. It's sooo boring. Maybe if I drank some it would be more interesting.

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