#a newt

[ash-inabucket]

heyo look a Raymond i did like two weeks ago

huh two

[weird-fictions]

I got my ass kicked by a baby turtle today (he was like 3 inches long).

I found him across the path from a pond going in the opposite direction and I was like “noooooo baby turtle that’s the wrong way”, so I picked him up and was trying to bring him closer to the pond but the whole pond was fenced off.  

Meanwhile he starts kicking his legs hard enough that I DROPPED HIM because he pushed against my fingers so hard and I'm losing my mind because omg I dropped him. And then it happened again.  And then I called my grandma to ask what I should do and she told me to put him back where I found him but I just put him on the other side of the fence and I hope he's okay even tho he assaulted me

[stephaniedola]

TODAY I FOUND OUT THAT NEWT IS A TERM FOR GENDER NEUTRAL PERSON CAUSE NEWT LIKE NEUT LIKE NEUTRAL AND IMD FUCCKIN CRYINGG TBIS WAS MADE FOR ME