Bought myself a bottle of what I’ve affectionately termed the “piss perfume” due to its fragrantica reviews. It rules and smells very sexy but not if you don’t like animalic scents. Regardless here are some things I think it smells like:
- being the most gorgeous woman at the lemur house
- meeting a beautiful woman at a dive bar, having sex with her in the bathroom, and then sharing a cigarette with her outside at 3 am
- a chic flower shop at 3 pm in the middle of a heat wave
- the smell of someone’s skin approximately 3 hours after you’ve all done too many tequila shots
- being licked head to toe in a mysterious older woman’s attic. Possibly by the older woman, or possibly not
Also the fact everyone on Fragrantica says it’s a fall scent is ridiculous, it smells better the more you sweat and is an ideal summer scent.
Below are some of my favorite recent reviews to help you understand that no one is normal about this scent:
