weirdo
A/N: this turned from cute fluff to smut somehow???? Idk what happened
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“You weirdo!” You laughed, pushing Jack to the side.
He had sauntered into the bedroom, picking you up and spinning you around before acting like he was going in for a kiss. You closed your eyes waiting for his lips to meet yours before you felt his wet tongue slide across your cheek.
“Don’t think I won’t get you back for that.” You said wiping your face with your sleeve.
“Do your worst, baby.” Jack said with a wink before getting into bed.
“Trust me, it’s coming.” You trailed behind him, getting in on your side.
“Mmhm, I believe you.” He said giving you a real kiss before reaching over to turn off the light.
He wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling your back into his chest.
“You’ll never expect it.” You attested.
“Of course I won’t.” Jack hummed.
You started to settle in before you felt Jack’s arms tense lightly.
“Jack..” you warned before he suddenly threw the covers over you, and farted, loudly, and held you trapped in your fate.
“Jack oh my god!” You fought through the covers and Jack was dying of laughter.
Your head finally poked out and your hair was a mess, finally catching a fresh breath.
“I’ll fucking kill you oh my god,-“ you laughed. You couldn’t stay mad at him, but he was foolish to think you wouldn’t stay up all night concocting your revenge.
The next morning, Jack began to wake up, nuzzling his face into your hair.
“Morning, beautiful.” His raspy voice hanging in the air. He loved waking up like this, with you in his arms, sun warming his skin, it was perfect.
“Morning, baby. Hope you slept well. Cause it’s payback time.” You said sickeningly sweet.
“Hm?” Jack opened his eyes as he felt the warmth of your body leave his side, and it wasn’t until then that he realized he had been tied to the bed post. Naked.
“Oh, fuck yeah.” Jack grinned, sleepiness quickly fading away.
“No, no.” You shook your head at him.
“You’re gonna sit there and watch me fuck myself. Watch me cum, like a good boy. This is your punishment. No touching, not me, not yourself. Just sit there and watch.” You told him sternly with a soft voice.
“N-no baby, I’m sorry- please-“ Jack pleaded.
“Uh-uh.” You cut him off. “This should teach you stop playin with me. Mmkay?”
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