#a sadness

[sparklecryptid]

Me: has one sip of a double double coffee

Me: immediately feels worse than I have in the weeks since I got off coffee

Me: :(((((

[zeno-obsessed]

Announcer: all the single women come to the center of the dance floor.

Me: nah

Bride: Mal! I’m throwing the bouquet, walnut (we’re old friends)

Me: *knocks over table* wait!

Hiryuu boyfriend: *cant breath because he’s laughing too hard*

[professahhhhh]

an accurate representation of me on the night of 8/20/2008, unable to solve puzzle 131 in diabolical box

[velociraptors-dont-lie]

Oh to have a group chat of friends to talk to 24/7. I just have to sit here and exist by myself until someone remembers me.

[fourgods-nobrakes]

Just a quick heads up, I'm planning to do drabbles for kinktober again this year -- actually using the official list from @kinktober2023 and probably focusing as much as I can on rare ships/characters. Maybe I'll tag the source material for especially deep cut picks.

They'll all be tagged "kinktober drabble", so you can block that tag if kink words are not your jam.

[wellamarke]

my mum is re-binging downton abbey

and

i am catapulted back into a world of thomas barrow pain

[trixclibrarian]

human

how can one species be so scared of everything and equally scary