Mar 9, 2017
This isn't even an anecdote about meeting Bob Hope. It's an anecdote about someone *else* meeting Bob Hope. It's literally an anecdon't.
#Daily Mail#Anecdon't#TL;DR#I was once in the vicinity of Bob Hope#That's it#That's all there is#David didn't meet him#Or speak to him#Or anything#But he's still gloating#Because the other person#Who actually met Bob Hope#They blew it#It's an anecdon't#Bob Hope#Golf#Bench#A small bench#Nothing extravagant#Just for members#BANG!#Disney#Dumbstruck#Dithering#Weak#But Bob might have liked it#David that scenario is in your head#And you can't even make fantasy Bob Hope laugh?