Feb 27, 2025
I have woken up surrounded by little trinkets that the cat has hunted throughout the night and buried in the blankets while I slept
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I have woken up surrounded by little trinkets that the cat has hunted throughout the night and buried in the blankets while I slept
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
ngl, i was really bout to throw hands today on my drive to work this morning bc NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE IN THIS DAMN CITY
you: a straw
me, an intellectual: a polyethylene omni directional pneumatic powered silicon particle accelerator
“Hey. I’ve been trying to get your attention for the past five minutes, you want a drink or you just gonna sit there staring at the wall?”
Me: I wish there was a tube I could drink from so I didn't have to lift the glass...
Mom: *brings me a straw*
Seriously, friends.
I bought a Black Box of merlot. And as soon as I get off campus on Friday... I'm juice box-ing that mothrafuckuh.