#a train wreck

[kryptonitejelly]

my friend & i talking about taylor swift x matty.

my friend: she needs to date someone elegant. like glen powell

me: NOOOOOOOO…. someone like chris martin.

[battleaxepixie]

Me looking for new CC even though i have XXXGB

[ancientdeadlight]

“meet the family” junior want to know about the family tree >:(

Send “meet the family” for my muse to introduce yours to a member of my muse’s family. (accepting)

@pennyvvice

Today was the day Junior finally would find out about their long family history. Pennywise actually dreaded that moment because in all honesty, their family was a single train wreck so to speak.Rubbing IT’s temples slowly, Papa guided Junior towards a comfy looking seat, motioning him to sit down.“Alright, let’s start with the oldest member of our extended family…Gan, the god of gods, creator of my parent and his brother Maturin, the Turtle. He is your great-grandfather, followed by Gray, who is my father and your grandfather” IT began, counting the names down one by one, rolling with IT’s eyes while doing so. Normally family was not of IT’s concern, but seeing as its own offspring wanted to know about them, it felt the need to explain it to him, after all he was young and kind of easy to influence.

“Then we have Maturin, the old turtle, who is basically my uncle and your great-uncle i guess…dunno, these terms are complicated as fuck.” it concluded, clearing it’s throat.“That would be the main ones, Dandelo and the Crimson King who are distant cousins are not really that important to know off.” Papa added, sighing, looking at Junior hoping that the other hadn’t dozed off while listening.

@pennyvvice

[iceafterdeath]

[ikayagi]

In a moment of my own stupidity I......managed to get mouthwash in my eye somehow and judds yelling at me

[swaggore]

“Time to bless the Official DM facebook page with some good content *posts an article that talks about b-sides* nailed it”

[vampslxsher]

My manager has basically checked out of her job, her schedule times arent even listed and she just comes in when she wants. And NOWWW we have another staff who dipped bc she has another job and only comes in like once a week now.

Sjfjsjfjjskdd i was almost by myself today but my other coworker worked a double and she gonna probably end up doing more of those, poor one out for her

[pufflypuffle]

cherry, caress, freckles !

cherry - what is your sexuality?

Hahaha I would love to know too, dear

Honestly I have no clue,,right now I'm leaning towards bi but I'm reeeeeeally not sure

caress - do you like to snuggle?

Y E S

freckles - most-worn article of clothing?

My hoodies? Or the giant t-shirts I own