#a while actually

[oh-no-its-bird]

For @doveywovy 's silly lesbian tobiizu boob swap post, which I think of often

[braincellll]

pentellow should have been the one to take in teal

okay thx for coming to my tedtalk buh-bye now

[foulserpent]

im like “oh ill jusst finish that real quick” and its like 5 hours later. fuck all life

[elvistein]

6th grade. My first kiss was unwanted and unexpected. He grabbed me so i couldn't let go. He kissed me and took off. He'd touch my butt a lot. I'm certain my art teacher noticed. I didn't like it.

[nefariousbelladonna]

What the heckie-deckie do you even have me labeled as in your phone that your uh, like, time-displaced doppelganger thought I was your kismesis?

Ah. 

Well, first off, that wasn't a doppelganger. That was me with garden variety amnesia.

And second, you're under "Willful "Jackass" Vexing". You can see why I might have been a bit confused, without any context.