Husband Nikto coming home from deployment
Thinks he hears his wife cheating when he opens the front door
Obviously he sneaks through the house and pauses at the bedroom door
Hears it louder
Slams open the door, thinking his heart is about to break- hell he's pretty sure he's gonna kill someone
...
His wife is getting it on with a dildo, jumps and screams when she hears the door slam open and sees him standing there all menacing and shit🥀
Nawwww why do we want to hurt our beloved husband Nikto in this way!
Also I truly believe he knows she would never do this to him honestly. If he trusts her enough to sleep next to her on his leave, he trusts her with his life and heart ❤️
Also I fear Mrs Nikto would buy one of those mould your own dildo kits and spend 6-8 months trying to talk him into letting her use it - only for Nikto to stubbornly assert he won’t have her settling for any cheap imitations thank you very much.
Mysteriously the key ingredient for the kit goes missing.
Any disappointment is resolved by him eating her out from the back on the kitchen counter for two hours after breakfast.
