#a: sam

[tinacxhenchang]

Objectively, who are the top 5 most attractive people at the resort?

Not my favorite kind of question to answer. Objectively? Somehow that’s worse than subjectively. I just want to start off by saying that everyone I know is attractive one way or another, but if I were to guess who I think everyone collectively could agree on if I asked 100 people on the street:

Santana

Marley

Sam

Ryder

Finn

@bartendersnix @aspenmarley @slopessam @rydintheslopes @finnsnowboards 

[marveltales]

👀⠀—⠀sam alexander.

SEND 👀 FOR MY MUSE TO GET IN THEIR ROOM AND FIND YOURS, NAKED AND ON THEIR BED

nova entered the apartment through his window, flying. as he heard a noise and someone coming in, not wanting to be found in the suit, he took off the helmet, which made the suit vanish as he uncalled it. not enough time to materialize clothes, he climbed up the bed and used a pillow to cover his cock, as he pretended to have fallen asleep after a shower.

[marveltales]

“ do me a favor, kiss my ass. ” (for whoever you're feeling)

KISSY SENTENCE STARTERS.

“Why? is it hurting? I mean, gladly I’d do it.”

[lycanthropedarius-blog]

Hottest seven women in town, that are not on your conquest list yet? Spill the beans Jordyboy, who'd you tap and gap?

Too fucking easy:

Eleanor (Sorry, Nashville)

Brooke (Eh, fuck you, Gabe) 

Remi (If she hadn’t of threatened my family and I didn’t wanna kill her)

Sam (Asian woman are hot)

Jasmine (Blondie just does it for me)

Alina (Wanna see if the carpet matches the drapes) 

Wisteria (Just wanna see if I can)

( @eleanorxdrake , @brookexmarshall, @remixcarmikael, @notjustsam, @jasmineturner , @alina-vasile , @wisteriasway )

[varietatis]

“I’m going to Mordor alone” “Of course you are! And I’m coming with you!”