#a+ parenting

[incorrectlyatla]

Katara: Why would you give a knife to Toph?!

Zuko: She said she felt unsafe!

Katara: Well now I feel unsafe!

Zuko:

Katara:

Zuko, reaching inside his pocket: ... You want a knife?

[elljayvee]

Today on Favorite AO3 Tag Stylings, we have the sarcastic "A+ Parenting" tags!

At this juncture I would like to point out that Howard Stark's only real competition is John Winchester, Thorin has no actual children, Darth Vader didn't raise his kids at all and probably doesn't deserve to be in this list, and Sarek, who canonically fucked up THREE WHOLE CHILDREN, deserves worse.

[sibmakesart]

night terrors

[incorrectspnforfun]

Dean: Alright, that’s it. You’re grounded. Give me your phone. Jack: *hands him his phone* Dean: What’s the password? Jack: My birthday. Dean: … Dean: *hands back phone* Jack: ...do you seriously not know my birthday? Dean: You’re ungrounded as long as you don’t tell Sam. Jack: … Jack: Deal.

[snitling]

Reginald: of course I can parent these seven adopted children, I successfully raised this experimental chimp into a fully functioning butler, and he loves me

Also Reginald: for instance, I gave the chimp a name. I won't make that mistake again

[she-ra-and-the-memes-of-power]

Teacher: Your child was in a fight.

Adora: Oh no, that’s terrible!

Catra: Did they win?

[o0phylyra0o]

Raon: Human taught me to think before acting.

Raon: so if I beat you up, then rest assured that I carefully thought and planned that action.

Cale: My child has grown up.

Raon & Cale: *identical smirks*