#a-drunk-vampire

[leaderinmovingblog]

“If there was one muse you’d like to meet who would it be?”

Hold over from when my body gave out on Munday. Hi there! Sorry I had to pass out. Hands go numb and stuff. T_T I know of other ways to answer this. >:D I'm pretty much content with how many really awesome people I keep running into. They have lots of wonderful takes on the characters they take up or they create amazing OCs. Or they're rescuing neglected side characters and giving them much more. People put a lot of love into what they write here and that makes me so happy. So I tend to hide more and more here. It's hard to want something when you're finding so many thoughtful people with characters they really care about. People really care a little more about what they're doing here and that makes me smile. It makes me feel less disposable so I don't feel like I want anything or anyone. That is...such a cheesy answer. I mean obviously I want animated hijinks and drama but pffft we're doing great.

[detectivecdecker]

@a-drunk-vampire​ || Cont. Here

→  Her glare could have burned through steel.

   “I’m getting you fixed.”

[thievinggentleman]

@a-drunk-vampire​ asked:

"Ever thought of settling down, mate?"

    “I tried that once. It didn’t click.”

[tragicblood-a]

@a-drunk-vampire​ said:  

Hugh had never seen a woman drink so much in such a short time. Frankly, it made his heart flutter a bit. "Get you another pint?" he offered.

    From the minute she had arrived, Faye had been ordering beers left and right and throwing them back just as quickly. Her preferred poison was whiskey or even bourbon if she had more of a sweet tooth but tonight she just wanted to drink longer. She was beginning to feel an inkling of a buzz when the stranger approached her. Turning, she offered him a large, amicable smirk.

         “If you’re buyin’,” she winked, shifting so she could continue to lean against the bar while facing him. “Mighty kind of ya.”

[backintothematrix-archive]

@a-drunk-vampire​

continuation of [x]

“First: The name’s Rex. Rex Dangervest. Adventurer an’ not the pizza man. Second: It’s 4236 not 4239. Happens all the time.

[zenigatatime]

@a-drunk-vampire​   Bread

“Don’t drink it all!”

[nighttbound-a]

@a-drunk-vampire 🟍 Lethe starter call

“Ugh, lucky for me to have come across another one of the stinking undead.”

“Well, I hope you make this interesting. As recompense for having to look at your face.”

[akumanoken]

Special Delivery

@a-drunk-vampire

“N-no you don’t understand you must have the wrong address I didn’t order anything like this--” 

“Look lady will you please sign here it’s for you this is the address, right??”

He pursed his lips, signing and sighing while the delivery man drove off.  “...this is such a large package...and needs a crowbar...”  A few strategic pulls and he managed to jar the front loose... and reveal the---corpse inside? He screamed, scared out of his mind before realizing he had a soft pink tag around his neck.

Kare - the prefect companion droid, to be a boyfriend for the discerning loner.  “Oh god, how did I get a boyfriend bot???”  He looked the other over and frowned.  “I didn’t even know that was a thing... is this a prototype?? He doesn’t look... very human, does he??”  Should he even turn it on??