#a-piss-poor-captain

[fasttalkingmatt]

Carmen or David Reyes?

CARMEN CARMEN CARMEN!!!!

‘Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?’

nothing else but that line needs to be said

[fasttalkingmatt]

Show: Community or Modern Family? Character: Deadpool or The Joker? Pairing: Leatherface and his chainsaw or Gollum and the ring? Anything: Chimpanzees or SATAN?! Also, a very happy birthday to you!

Show: Modern FamilyCharacter: ... Deadpool? lol I haven’t read/seen either of them in anything I know so badPairing: Gollum and the ring ... I wish someday someone will look at me the way Gollum looked at the ring.Anything: tough one probably Chimpanzees lol

THANK YOU!

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K. Fess up! Details.

Killed someone?

Uuuuuuuhmmm, I can’t say. For, uh, legal reasons.

You can’t defy the law, Oli.

[fasttalkingmatt]

a-piss-poor-captain Batman, Pokémon (five favourite Pokémon).

i.imgur.com/6EcKxvj… Okay, in lieu of Batman, how about the Marvel Universe?

that gif puts Batman top of the other list ofc

Marvel: Peter Quill A.K.A Star Lord Ororo Munroe A.K.A Storm Gamora Peter Parker and ..... Rogue 

:D

[fasttalkingmatt]

Batman, Pokémon (five favourite Pokémon).

batman = nah man :P I don’t watch/have ever watched batman lol

Pokemon:RaltsDragoniteTogeticCombuskenMudkip

probably all wrong but eh

thanks :D

[fasttalkingmatt]

Top 5 scariest moments from a TV show?

I have no idea ahhhh ok lemme think

I’m just gonna say top 5 tense moments coz I can’t think of anythign really scary lol 

1. The Walking Dead Season 4 Mid Season Finale - Mostly the battle from when Hershel died.2. LOST Season 4 I can’t remember the episode title atm but it’s when Miles, Sawyer Claire and Aaron are hiding in the jungle as Keamy and his people come about.3. Grey’s Anatomy Season 6 finale - the shooter ep, specifically when Bailey is hiding under the bed 4. Dexter Season 4 finale - when he finds Rita in the bath tub it made me feel quite uneasy tbhI seriously can’t think about a 5th lol but thank you for the question :D 

PEOPLE SHOULD SEND ME TOP 5 THINGS BECAUSE IT’S FUN!

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Fuck knows what this is, and I'm too lazy to find out, but since everyone else is doing it - ∞

it's shuffle songs and favourite lyrics, Oli, geeez. Here's yours:

'I'm Going Slightly Mad' - Queen (how apt)

I'm one card short of a full deckI'm not quite the shillingOne wave short of a shipwreckI'm not my usual top billingI'm coming down with a feverI'm really out to seaThis kettle is boiling overI think I'm a banana treeOh dear, I'm going slightly mad

Queen's lyrics were the best, lbr.

Thanks maaaan

[namaste-brotha]

John Locke, Dain Ironfoot, Thorin, Gandalf, Juliet Burke.

It took me forever to do this, but give me five characters and I'll put them in order of how much I like them. 1. Juliet Burke2. Gandalf3. Thorin4. John Locke5. Dain Ironfoot