Magister Cyran, I have brought your tea as you requested- *pauses upon seeing the crowd of plushies he has*
What in the world is going on here?
Wonderful, you may place it here. Do not mind these creatures. Their presence here is temporary.
*As Anon is about to place the tea onto the table, the golden fluffy one gently grabs another heavy book and pulls it out of the way. Faint 'wehs' of labor accompany its effort.*
This one certainly does try to be helpful. Out of all the plush guests I have, this one certainly shows the greatest intelligence.
*The tea has been placed but Anon studies the other creatures as well. Anon glances down onto one snuggled up closely just by the edge of the table, much like a cat, right in front of Cyran.*
Ah, this one here, a small replica of Magister Linnie. Quiet. Perhaps a bit nervous about me leaving, isn't that so? It'll try to be close to the golden one, however, if I am away from the table. At least it's not getting into my way as I work.
*Anon then points over to another one, sitting at the right hand side, behind another stack of books.*
The wailing one. It failed to knock me out when it arrived and since has been switching between pouting and crying. It is muted, of course, and I am glad that those tears are of no real substance.
To prevent flooding of my study I would have had to place it into a fish bowl.
*Finally Anon gives a raised eyebrow at the perpetually worming one.*
That's the restless one. It has been trying to breach my little magical enclosure ever since I placed it here. I am rather inclined to simply put it outside and watch it crawl into its own demi-- !!
-- Dura Above! It is... moving on the very boundary of my magic!
*In his surprise Cyran heavily squeezes down on mini-Linnie but the whimper doesn't appear to be one of dismay. After hours of pressing against the magical barrier, Snek just managed to crawl upwards, alongside an invisible wall before it turns again to worm against gravity, up-side-down, to the other end of the table. It squeals 'SNEK' in excitement.*
As stupid as I thought this one was, that is certainly a strange achievement.
A rather irritating achievement, too. I hope you are taken back soon, or I shall commit to my jest earlier and burn you all.
*Anon just stares in awe of all these cute guests but dares not mention it. Instead, they bow and silently retreat.*