Oct 20, 2025
You know, being unable to eat things is fucking annoying.
“Here, have some chips!” Can’t, the oil its fried in wants to encourage my microbiome to go on strike
“Come have this lasagna!” The cheese wants the remove my intestines, but thank you
“Do you want some of these scrambled eggs?” Were the chickens ever fed soy? Can’t have soy eggs, the chicken souls in those are evil and like to spend their time pulling my bones apart
“Here, i brought you a bunch of grapes” aw thanks, i can’t eat these until their raisins. My tongue is convinced that its made out of cotton