My Therapist Tried To Dissect My Username

I thrive in anarchy, pronouns are they/them/any/all

[mixedbag0fmess]

Fuck it, this is my more opinionated blog, can’t deal? Suck a fucking lemon I will block you

[fudemushi]

If you met someone with the same last name as you, how surprised would you be?

Not at all, it's very common

A little surprised, but wouldn't immediately assume a connection

I would be surprised and assume there was some relation

I would be very surprised that I *hadn't* met this person, we must be related

Does anyone else with this last name even exist?

Voting ended onJun 3

[depressedcryptographer]

Asking for touch as an aspec is so weird like “hey, please touch me, but not in a sex/romance way, just in a human contact way. Interact with my body’s touchscreens. Punch me in the face or something. Please. I’ll take anything at this point.”

Edit: of course everyone here has blanket permission to tag this as Blorbo from their Shows. We love seeing representation, implicit or explicit.

[mixedbag0fmess]

The usual gamification ideas don’t work for me, but if i label the consequences as buffs or debuffs…

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"

[mixedbag0fmess]

I think i’m in a toxic relationship with my mental disorders

[mixedbag0fmess]

Actually, just experiencing the ghosts of my parental trauma, lol

[mixedbag0fmess]

Think my self confidence might be slipping into god complex territory, undecided on whether thats actually a bad thing or not yet

[mixedbag0fmess]

Its not a god complex, i just have terribly low expectations of myself, oopsies my bad. Anyway, its a good thing.

[thememedaddy]

[gayvampyr]

lmfao

[mixedbag0fmess]

Think my self confidence might be slipping into god complex territory, undecided on whether thats actually a bad thing or not yet

[mixedbag0fmess]

I think i’m in a toxic relationship with my mental disorders

[kunaigirl]

Me: "Damn people are REALLY BAD at knowing when to tag their eyestrain art/images...either that or they just don't care about photosenitive epileptic people like me. I feel really sad now." Person: "But Allison, what if they just don't know or understand what qualifies as eyestrain and what doesn't?" Me: "You know what? That could be a factor...While it is always better to be safe rather than sorry (so YES people should always tag eyestrain even if they're unsure if it "counts" or not) maybe you've got a point?"

Anyways! HERE'S YOUR HANDY GUIDE TO WHAT CAN COUNT AS EYESTRAIN! I'm pulling this straight from the Artfight rules page about what needs to be labeled and filtered as eyestrain because it's VERY helpful and VERY accurate! I also know not everybody has an AF account and might not always have access to this handy guide, and this is an important resource; That's why I'm sharing it here! (under the cut)

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

Full eyestrain AF page link

"But Allison! How were you able to screenshot that example if you're so sensitive to eyestrain?"

I dimmed the HELL out of my computer screen and looked away while taking the screenshot and did the same when putting it into this post, that's how lol. BUT YEAH ANYWAYS!!! Once again:

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

[rightdownright]

by the way this is medical. this could save somebody from a migraine all the way to a seizure. this has always been serious. treat this seriously.

[nerdyenby]

I’ve been vaguely aware of Naethan Apollo for years now but lost track of him when I deleted TikTok back in like… ‘22?? anyway, I just rediscovered him and holy shit /pos bros discography is him being based and also having a banger dnd type campaign as an allegory for the current political landscape and i am eating it up. The lyricism has been injected directly into my veins, what was this man on when he put “I can’t imagine fading away without even having a hand to hold” after summer night in domita??!?!! /pos

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[mixedbag0fmess]

Considering triggering a flare up before my blood work so that my medical problems are more obvious in the blood tests

[orthoscheme]

the paper is warm because the printer just layed it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We all know that a large number of the convicts sent to Australia back in the day were convicted of "stealing a crust of bread to feed my little sister" type crimes but today I learned that a lot of them were sent for stealing their workhouse uniforms. By which I mean they were from Victorian workhouses, which were desperate, exploitative and abusive places on purpose (to encourage people to stop being poor), they decided to take that encouragement and try to make it on their own, left (which they were allowed to do)... and were arrested, imprisoned and eventually sent as convict labour to Australia because they were wearing the uniform they were given when they entered the workhouse (their own stuff was usually all confiscated when they arrived and workhouses didn't pay wages at this time so there was no way for them to get any other clothes). Imagine quitting your job at a fast food restaurant and then you get sent to a distant colony to die tilling fields for the military because you wore your stupid little uniform hat home.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Humanity fucking loves having a prison industrial complex so much. We can just never stop doing it.