ortus and harrow my beloveds their duo is so underrated harrow hate memorizing the noniad and experiencing emotional and physical pain whenever ortus takes his stupid little preparatory recitation breath, the solemnity and chill as they walk into the room as the reverend daughter and cavalier of drearburgh, the most disgustingly stereotypical examples of their house the nine houses have ever seen.the facade crumpling immediately as the giant bone hefting cavalier begins reciting poetry in the most disgustingly stereotypical and clunky metre you’ve ever heard, the reverend daughter throwing her head back in a long suffering groan of petulant disdain - immediately revealing this ridiculous pair to simply be a 17 year old girl eternally embarrassed by her uncle brother’s lameness. It appears to be a calligraphic S milady. How are we meant to understand potato? As your closest living relative. Pent is a marvel. I will write songs for pent - oh shut up and MOVE . Harrow I have come to the conclusion you were never mad. I should have offered you help I should have died for you I was and am a grown man and you both were neglected children . KILL ME
