“Well you can forget it!” I pointed a shaky finger at her. “I really, really wish I didn’t have to say this but you can forget ever doing anything like that to me because I am not going through with it!” There was silence and then Kay let out a long moan, sliding to the floor. Jay just continued staring at me and I wondered why she wasn’t getting mad. “I’m not going through with it,” I said, less defiant. “I can back out of it, right?” I asked, realizing I should have looked a little closer at the contract. “If I can’t, I will get a lawyer! I don’t care if I never see you again–“ “Calm down,” Jay said and then she smiled. “It doesn’t matter now.” “What doesn’t matter?” She clapped her hands together, smiling even more. “The contract did not mention ambrosia, it just said basically we can do this to you when it is convenient for us.” “And… and when is c-convenient for you?” I gulped.
“Congratulations, Mr. Danevbie,” Jay said, sounding way more cheerful than usual. “You’re pregnant!”
God I’m laughing so hard I forgot how freaking nutso First Gen Jay really was ahahaahahahaha
“I totally 100% lied to you, lied about the contract you signed, and you’ve already undergone the experimentation! Congrats!” while Kay is in the background all upset.
