#aaravos experiences

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I'm never gonna play Dungeons and Dragons with these buffoons again. I think I need to order a pizza now and stress-eat my frustration away. Maybe being forced to socially distance myself from these idiots isn’t such a bad fate after all.

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Me, whenever I'm unfortunate enough to think of Viren’s face.

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I’m still right!

(Based on this conversation)

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Hey @feral-anarchy​

Do you remember when you recommended baking to me? Well, I gave it a try. Look at what I made!

And without magic, that is!

(There might be a few burned spots under the icing...but I’m sure it’ll be fine...You like soot, right? It’s a really trendy flavour at the moment.......)

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*Aaravos stares at his screen. It displays the blog of @runaan-the-moonshadow​ . He cannot quite believe it. Right in front of him is the infamous moonshadow elf that he was so conflicted about just a few weeks ago.

Should he say something?

Nah, that would be weird.

But then again... it is quite odd that another being from Xadia is connected to the internet as well. He might be able to find out what is behind all this.

Ah, no, he’ll figure it out on his own. It’ll be fine.

On the other hand...you should never underestimate the knowledge you can gain from other people. It might speed up the whole discovery process. Also, he could convince the moonshadow that he is in fact not worse than death. Not that Aaravos cares about it. But it would be a nice byproduct, wouldn’t it?

So he types a message.*

Are you another elf on the internet?

*Aaravos is the master of the seven primal sources: Stars, Sun, Moon, Earth, Sky, Ocean and Communication.*

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I will break free from my mirror just to steal this cat.

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*Aaravos is getting more and more comfortable with using the internet. But there is one thing he can’t get out of his head. That cryptic message by one of his anons, talking about how they are running a “just Aaravos” blog...is that a coincidence? Do humans in this timeline use the word “Aaravos” with a meaning different from his name? Well, what else could it be? It’s not as if anybody could have made a blog about him. After all, in this realm nobody knows he exists.

Confidently and curiously he enters @just-aaravos into his search tab.*

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What...is THIS? By the stars, what does this mean?!

*He sees picture over picture of...himself. Some of them move. Some of them feature little lines of texts, apparently representing his words. Moments, that he doesn’t remember ever happening to him. He is petrified, cannot make any sense out of this. Is this a nightmare? One of the sinister secrets of the realm he is caught in?

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Also the angles of the images are all so unfavourable. They’re really not capturing his good side. This must be a curse cast upon him by a dark force. There is no different explanation.*

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I am happy to report that I have finally dealt with the “worse than death” situation. The sixth bucket really cured me.

So, back to the truly important business: Getting a cat!