#aasastrobaby

[aasastrosblog]

Hey Liv, doesn't L's return remind you of that August photo where it shows the baby in full, but only with her eyes covered? I don't want to overanalyze, but how long has it been since we've seen L? P disappeared. Or she just ran out of content, either way. 👀

Anon🦊

Hey my dear friend 🦊

Honestly, I got the exact same vibes — straight out of August.

No more posts, just stories. Here we are again, same energy, same silence that back then was the prelude to a full-on mess.

Let’s see if this time the cycle repeats.

With the Brazilian GP coming up, that’s where things might get interesting.

But as far as I’m concerned — our Blondie stays on its axis. Family man, yes. Couple man, not anymore.

MiniP’s been gone for two months now. I guess her last appearance was with the End of August carousels. Good for her. And you’re right..the random L pop up has the exact same vibe of that stroller pic.

I’ll buy the De Telegraaf on Monday 🤣

Liv 💫

This is a saga, not a statement.

[aasastrosblog]

I was actually wondering how long it would take her to do a "look at L rooting for daddy" post/story and I guess we've gotten to that now. The american flag in that story is pretty pointed. To be perfectly honest, I thought she'd do so a lot earlier than she did.

I too, view this as antagonistic. It's like she's trying to provoke Max. Like she thinks she can "punish" him for what he's been saying in interviews, etc, etc. Gain power back by "reminding" him that she can post L whenever and wherever and however she likes. Yet, this time, I don't think he's rising to her bait. He's been steady since after summer break, and has not wavered.

The fact she feels the need to bring out her "ace" for a story tells me that there's complete unsteadiness on her end. I actually wondered if perhaps she was planning on going to cota but was shut down and has been stewing about it ever since.

Hi Anon

I feel exactly the same way. He’s been completely steady — both in what he says and how he acts — and that’s why I’ve always found it hard to believe those “L showing up in the paddock” rumours.

And yes, that sense of instability is exactly what struck me too — it’s like we’re back in August, when her stories started to spiral again, right before the infamous “my L carousel.”

Liv 💫

You’re doing amazing sweety.

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[aasastrosblog]

Daniil is done with his sportscar championship for the season (the final race was yesterday) so if K goes to Austin, perhaps P will get some quality time with her dad in Monaco

L and Nino on the other hand? Absolutely going to show up as part of the show. I can't see MG passing up on opportunities for setting up photos and framing the entire weekend as a "family affair"

Hi Anon — I honestly can’t see MG wasting that kind of opportunity either… but remember what Blondie said back in Hungary.

On media day he was asked if he planned to bring his little girl to a race and literally went,

“My daughter? I don’t know. I’m not really in a rush about that. I just want her to also have a bit of peace. It’s not necessarily that I want her to be around here.”

So yeah — “family weekend” might be someone else’s storyline, not his.

Liv💫

This is a saga, not a statement.

[aasastrosblog]

K reposted a story of an art and the acc posted more stories that she was painting something with the name "L....". Pretty sure K started to plan L's first birthday, bc she doesn't have any jobs to do in the next months😭😂

Hi Anon! It just crossed my mind — what if it’s something like wallpaper or something along those lines?

Anyway, here’s the IG story below.

Also… what was the name of that legendary Brazilian decorator who literally flew in just to decorate her delivery room? Let’s never forget that — truly one of the most iconic trash moments in history ✨is it the same person or someone else?

Because I remember this was definitely the same brand who did all the setup for that infamous photoshoot… but now I can’t remember if it’s that same brand or if it’s a different one entirely.

Liv 💫

This is a saga, not a statement.

[aasastrosblog]

Something I’ve been thinking about:

You know how they say b*by tr*pping is the last resort of the truly desperate?

Well.

Just how desperate was MG? Like. How unstable was her and Blondie’s relationship that someone as vain as MG was like “shit, I need a b*by asap or else I’m losing my human ATM” 😣

I know the b*by tr*p is horrible and evil but there’s a part of me that finds the whole thing kind of comical? Mainly because MG tried so hard to make her and Blondie’s relationship seem picture perfect while ignoring all the other WAGs cause they were “beneath her notice” and in the end we get a panicked, desperate MG using the oldest trick in the book to tr*p a driver while other WAGs are living their best lives 🤭

Well, Anon, you’re absolutely right — the whole thing definitely has an ironic side, and that’s the part I always love and appreciate. As they say, long live irony — it’s the only thing that saves us from the rest.☠️

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[aasastrosblog]

The demon clan still lives under the illusion that they'll have a future racing driver. Even though none of the racist señor's 5! sons are even world karting champions. So they dragged an F1 car from the racist señor's museum.

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Are there even male grandkids?😂 i only know E. who's baby shower this week apparently was, but the other are only girls?? Like the chances of a offspring going to be a f1 driver getting lower, EVEN MG can produce a son but habe 2 daughters of 2 f1 drivers😂

Oh, Anon you just reminded me of something absolutely wild I once read — but it stuck with me. Apparently, Formula 1 drivers are less likely than the average man to have sons, because of the effects of G-forces on their bodies.

Like… imagine that. G-Force genetics. I remember reading it and thinking, yep, even science loves girls 😂

Oh, and honestly — I’m so relieved there isn’t a little Blondie in the hands of that clan. Let’s drop the hypocrisy: if it had been a boy, it would’ve been way harder for him to escape the destiny.

Let’s just hope L escapes the motorsport curse altogether.

May she grow up to be a ballerina, or a painter, a rugby player or literally anything that doesn’t involve that family. 🩰✨

Liv 💫

This is a saga, not a statement.

[aasastrosblog]

Today, baby L is 6 months old. I'm 98% sure K will post something, maybe even reveal her face completely🤨. I'm honestly not surprised by anything anymore.

Dear Anon, your prophecy has already somehow come true — minions are bombing us with those damn videos. I swear, there’s something about them that honestly creeps me out, I don’t even know why. Meanwhile I’ve developed about 45,000 cavities, my head hurts, and… I just can’t.

It could only get worse if MG suddenly decided to drop one of her dramatic carousels.

“ 10373929wtf+ days of My L.” ☠️

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[aasastrosblog]

The problem is that despite this baby, the interest in her is still waning, she's not able to hold much interest even when she posts both the baby daddy and the baby. Her popularity is on the decline and she can't do anything about it. //

🔝 this is exactly it though

the baby would only generate interest if max was enthusiastically parading the child around, talking about the kid, posing with her, etc

but mg just using the kid as a prop? with no reference to max? well uh, people just won’t care. without max the kid isn’t anything special (this sounds harsh but the reason why anyone would be interested in L is bc her dad’s max verstappen, that’s it. it’s why there are entire fan pages dedicated to prince george but no fan pages dedicated to jim jr, the son of jim sr from elizabethtown, kentucky)

mg for some reason thought that by having L she’d be the queen of the paddock (lol) but truth is: you had a kid during a time when everyone thought y’all were over. the tr*p was obvious.

Hi Anon,

the “Jim Junior, son of Jim Senior from Elizabethtown” part absolutely killed me — that’s pure gold 😂

And yeah, you are so right: L only draws interest because she’s his daughter, period.

And It’s obvious too, that he doesn’t want her living under spotlights.

It’s definitely not those sweater-and-brand-tag photos doing the trick — quite the opposite, actually.

And since there’s no real sm family narrative behind it, these random tagged shots just come off as awkward — like, totally out of place and tone-deaf.

Liv 💫

This is a saga, not a statement.