Anon Astro Student💫

"For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream" ✨ "Wat mij betreft weet ik niets met zekerheid, maar de aanblik van de sterren doet me dromen." V. Van Gogh Backup profile Tumblr: @aasastrolivianon aasastro.com

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📌 This Aesthetic Chaos Constitution 📌

1. Language, darling.

We speak properly here. Sarcasm and irony are our baseline. Cruelty? Allowed — but only if it’s served in silverware. Rudeness? Exit that way → 🚪. I perfectly understand the emotional wave behind a lot of messages and thank the stars ✨ we are not robots and we are made of emotions. There are many occasions when emotions take over, even shaping the language we usually use — and I’m the first one to do it in everyday life. But form would overshadow the content, that’s why language here is so important.

2. Topics, with care.

• Comments. Keep it sharp, witty, and never invasive. The strength of our gaze lies precisely in our external position.

• Public sphere. We focus on what’s public: interviews, socials, PR moves, images. Everything that’s on stage.

• Personal perceptions. They’re valid — but should be handled with the delicacy of a freshly baked soufflé.

• No personal verdicts. We don’t issue sentences on people. Critique is aimed at language, image, narrative — not at human worth.

• Insight drops. Anon insights are often delivered with remarkable elegance — and we honor that tradition.

• Credits. Whether it’s images or theories, if they come from elsewhere we always try to signal the source — so credit is given where it’s due. Stealing is for pirates, not for this small circle of cruel ladies&gentlemen sipping tea. ☕️🦜 Some content may belong to their respective owners and is used for commentary or informational purposes.

• Astrology. Not predictions, but synchronicity. We look at patterns, not futures. Think Jung, not horoscope.

3. The Forbidden Garden.

✖ traumas

✖ illness

✖ mental illness

✖ drinking/food habits

✖ childcare, parenthood & babysitting

✖ body judgments (weight, shape, etc.) — judging public aesthetics is fine. But no body shaming — unless it’s the legendary “enlarged pore on Lewis” I’m searching for✨ At this point, it’s basically a treasure hunt.

✖ moral policing in general

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5. Tools

The content on this page is the result of human mind, voice, and a fair amount of chaos. To survive the everyday’s mess and the written form, I rely on dictation, translation, and editing tools (yes, including AI — it’s 2026, it’s everywhere, no need for that look ☠️).

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🌱 A note

With all the minions running around reporting every two minutes and sending daily love messages🙃 , we’ve kind of had to create these survival rules. Otherwise we highly risked ending up in the MG/Internet victims’ graveyard — and, there are already too many headstones there ⚰️.

If you ever feel the urgent need to talk about something we don’t discuss publicly, you can always DM me or another user.

There is no absolute judgment on your contributions: they are what keep this space alive, and they are always all so precious.

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This is always a saga not a statement 💫 All what you read here = perception, not proclamation ✨

Liv 💫

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1. Spain 2016.

2. Spain 2023.

3. Spain 2026.

OH MY GOD!

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Never doubt him again man🐐

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Legends are forever

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about MV and KP getting married, i obviously don't know much about them or their relationship but I do know that Dutch people don't care that much about marriage? Many of them have long term relationships without ever getting married and very often even have children before marriage. Even MVs sister if I'm not wrong had kids with her partner before they got married. So it could just be a cultural thing where not being married isn't a big deal and maybe he wants to wait until he's retired from f1 and can be home more often? (Considering he wants to retire quite young anyway)

Makes sense. It could.

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Hi, anon that asked about MV and KP, because I had the same experience aswell, my childhood sweetheart, our families are friends, he's currently my fiancee, when we were 11-12 (2008), he said himself, he was going to marry me, even our dads were in on it, too now, living together, we have a sweet babygirl and engaged to be married.

Well, anon, congratulations 🍾🥂

This is us congratulating anon.

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Hi, is MV ever going to marry KP, since she claimed in the 2016 trend, that he told her, she is the love of his life?

Hi Anon, 🌙 I’m not really sure from which perspective we’re looking at this whole thing 😭 but the truth is that we just can’t know.

Let’s say the premise you’re citing is definitely a strong one, and I understand why your mind immediately goes there, especially because it’s one of the last emotionally loaded things she said publicly, besides being part of one of the wonderful mythological never-ending carousels that we all love so much 💀. And it’s definitely an element. But there are others: the fact they have a daughter together, that they live together, that they’ve been together for a long time, etc etc. So there’s a much broader context there.

On the other hand, what you want and think at 18 or 19 might not necessarily be what you want and think at 29. Meaning that a sentence from ten years ago can also simply be something someone says and then grow away from in one direction or another, because that’s just how life pretty often works, and let’s take in consideration everything we’ve seen — or not seen — over the last half of the past year. And also as we said before it’s precisely, sometimes the fact there’s already so much context and such an established life together can also make a marriage feel less necessary, because in practice it almost becomes superfluous.

So at the end of the day, the only thing we can really do is, like always, observe public signals and see whether they seem to pull more in one direction or another.

Waiting for the next carousel 😱

Liv 💫

This is a saga, not a statement.

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Hii, glad you’re back!

Whenever I something about Charles and Alex marriage I wonder what wouldn’t MG give to be in her place? Specially afetar one magazine calling Alex life a fairy-tale where she’s married to the prince (which obviously would make her a princess). MG tries so hard to sell their family as picture perfect, but speaking about traditions is Alex who is following the rules; starting dating in their early/mid twenties, moving in together, getting a dog, getting married to only them maybe having a kid. I’m not saying one way is better or more right them another, everyone should be free to live their life as they see fit, as long as doesn’t hurt others. But my point here is MG wants so bad to have that “perfect” and traditional family but it’s a much younger WAG that got that. She would love to be able to have @ Verstappen as her username. 🪩✨🇧🇷- anon

Hey anon 🇧🇷✨🪩,

How are you?

So yeah, in past , even recent ( let’s just think about last June Portugal interview) marriage seemed to be something she desires, since it’s not like she has ever really hidden that. But I think comparing the two situations is a bit forced, because they’re in completely different stages of life and of their relationships.

1. First of all, there isn’t really one single “classic” way to approach relationships anymore. There’s no fixed order everyone follows. People go through things differently depending on their circumstances, opportunities, timing, and the stage both partners are in. Also, people often end up wanting, doing, or not doing things they once thought they would never want — or the opposite. What you think you want in your early 20s can change a lot with time. So I’m not sure there’s one universal recipe that fits everybody. Unless someone starts from the beginning with a very specific life goal like “I want marriage, kids, etc. no matter what,” I don’t think relationships can really be analyzed as a structured project in that sense. If marriage itself is the main objective regardless of the partner, then the perspective you’re describing becomes more relevant, but not everyone approaches relationships that way 😅 For a lot of people, the actual experience and the person they’re with end up being much more determinant factors.😬

2. About status: MG already has the “recognized official partner” status. I’m not really sure marriage would change that much publicly besides the wedding event itself.

3. Regarding the surname/username point, I honestly don’t even know how advantageous that would really be for her. First, if she’s trying to establish more independence and her own identity, taking his surname publicly could almost feel like taking a step backwards. Second, when you’ve already had public exposure for years under one name, your name becomes part of your public identity, almost like a brand. The great majority of people don’t even really know exactly who she is or what she does, but maybe a percentage have heard her name before or recognize it “around.” Changing it would basically mean burning an existing asset — and one that is already heavily shared, where she’s already kind of a minority shareholder of the part of that name identity itself (-> clan: Senior, Junior, Julia, etc.) — only to add even more majority shareholders to it, because with Blondie comes an entire additional brand /family/public narrative package too. At that point, you risk sacrificing even more of your own public identity. Honestly, the worst combo would probably be using both surnames together, because then your identity becomes almost completely colonized by collective associations. The risk is ending up being both families’s “fashion” prop.

4. For Alex, it’s very different because she’s still at the start of building her and their public images. There isn’t the same pre-existing family/name structure attached to Charles - other than the true superstar LeoLeclerc, of course 😭 - beyond Charles himself. So we can’t really compare the symbolic/media weight.

In the end I’m not sure we can apply the same logic for both and that what Alex did would necessarily apply or benefit MG in the same way.

Have a great day !

Liv 💫

This is a saga, not a statement.

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I never knew any of this history about Kelly, is this true?

https://www.instagram.com/p/DT4BmHaCBgT/?img_index=13&igsh=MWVieTF6enpiZ2g2bA==

Hey Anon 🌞,

Here’s what we know—and what we don’t:

About the messages in the screenshots:

1. IG & Tumblr – Since the accounts are no longer up and we don’t have the original screenshots, we really can’t verify their authenticity.

2. X / Twitter – we do know those existed, because until not long ago (late 2025) the profile was still up. I didn’t check recently, but I can tell you that X/Twitter account and those tweets existed.

What we know about “Serendipity”:

1. In that well-known “Gentle reminder” from June 2024, MG basically disputed everything that was circulating online about her, explicitly mentioning “fake screenshots” or something along those lines—but without going into any specific details. That needs to be taken into account, just as much as the reference to “Serendipity” in the January 2026 post, which was pretty ambiguous. Irony or self-irony ?

2. What we do know is that the timing doesn’t lie: on X/Twitter, that account was posting about situations that were not yet public. So…💡

So, as of today, what can we actually say?

1. We don’t know who is behind the Serendipity account, and we have no real insight into the dynamics with that gossip account on Instagram.

2. But it is certain that behind it there was someone—unless we’re talking about a literal psychic with supernatural powers—who was very, very well informed, and who wanted, around late October / early November 2020, to bring out the fact that they were dating, and also to suggest that the sparks ⚡️ hadn’t just started then, but much earlier. That’s for sure.

That said, this story is definitely legendary—and it’s still my favorite.

Have a nice day ✨

Liv 💫

This is the serendipity saga.

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This queen with car #69 ☝️🤓

©️verstappencom IG page

This is a saga, not a statement.

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Georgie is a Carota Boy 🥕

In Jannik’s box today

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Jos via RacingNews365 about GP leaving RBR and going to the unnameable team:

"We already knew about it for a while, and we also knew when it was going to happen.

We still have a year and a half, two years to work with him. It's a huge opportunity for him, and we understand it.

We also said: you should do that and grab it with both hands. The rest is up to Red Bull to replace him. We'll see."

And about Blondie’s past statements regarding “no GP, no party -> retirement”:

"I think things have changed, especially after four championships. You've achieved a lot together. That last part is up to Max, but I think he'll just continue."

©️XPBimages

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This is a new saga.

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It’s official

“ The team look forward to welcoming GianPiero Lambiase when his existing contract ends, no later than 2028.”

GP we have to talk about your italian passport

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Our heroine, getting more and more polished aka boring 😞—no more trash gems, no more Photoshop masterpieces (🥺🫶🏻), no more serendipity’s gold. Nothing left to say. In the Easter pic she literally looks like she’s about to drop the kids off and run away 😭🤣

Blondie, on the other hand, looks ready for a Sunday stroll at the mall, driving a Prius, and hopping on one of those awful Segways—obviously still wearing one of those zip bumpers by AT ☠️

Let’s see what happens.🙃

May a mass migration to GT3 save us all — even from this godforsaken Bumper Car Land™. The “wise” Lance leading the the way.

This is still a saga.

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Daily wisdom 😭

Link

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Mmmmm☠️ part 2

“Zak Brown 🧸 (McLaren) is also keeping a close eye on Max Verstappen’s situation. By signing ‘GP’ Lambiase, he has added another strong option to his lineup.

Lambiase’s upcoming departure, in a direct sense, has nothing to do with Verstappen’s future.”

Erik, give us a break

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Guys, I’m back and now I’m catching up on all your messages and backlog. Sorry, but last night I totally passed out at some point.💀

Unpopular opinion of the day:

Quick note on this post: is it really possible that this guy gets styled like he’s about to move into a Florida retirement village? I mean, come on—just because he turned 28 doesn’t mean he’s got one foot in the grave. Even the cashmere socks?? What’s next, a thermal undershirt? And don’t get me started on the “power-walking sneakers”—like the ones senior groups wear to stroll around the mall on Sundays. Like seriously, can’t AlphaTauri manage something a bit more daddy rock ’n’ sexy? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Honestly, he looks way better when he dresses himself, even with his boring plain t-shirts 🫠—at least he wears them a bit fitted sometimes and it works. But this just buries him completely.🤣💀

Liv 💫

This is a prayer to AlphaTauri and a statement.

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And…here we go, Florida! 👴