#aasastroplan

[aasastrosblog]

Hello, this is Resolutions Consulting and I have the solution to our dilemma here:

Lando can date Kelly; she gets to keep her lavish lifestyle. Lando gets to pretend he’s won some prize (he does love his brand deals and Kelly loves selling out so they’re really a match made in sponsorship hell) and he can continue to party around and behave like a toddler (Kelly already has 2 kids she barely parents, won’t be hard to add a third). Oh and Lando is young, so he fits Kelly’s vibe

Max and Charles sign for Mercedes and become teammates but instead of Brocedes we get reverse Brocedes where they become BFFs and decide to become roommates forever. They’ll continue racing through life (Maxsplaining and Leclerifying) and Leo gets a stepdad, 3 cat siblings, and 1 Nino

The end

(Hourly consulting rate is 5 cinnamon rolls, but willing to negotiate if cannolis are available)

Ahahhhahhahhahahaa

Everyone, hold on — ALERT!

We’ve got Resolution Anon in the house, who might have just found the ultimate solution to all our problems. Darling, let me tell you right now: cinnamon rolls, cannoli, anything you want — I’m personally ready to deliver everything you desire, straight to your home, office, school, or university, at least three times a day. Consider me fully at your service.

My only ethical reservation about this brilliant “Learn Up and Plan” is that poor Lando has already shown some fragilities, and pairing him with MG might truly be the final blow — the kind you don’t recover from. Brutal.

Anyway, a solution will be found for him.

We’re moving straight ahead — with the Lestappen plan™️ and they all lived happily ever after. 🦄🌸

Liv 💫

This is a plan, not a statement.

[aasastrosblog]

If MG can lie about everything regarding the baby, why couldn't Max play the same game in order to cut ties completely? (ie: the baby isn't biologically his to curb any backlash 😂)

It sounds we have a plan 🤣☠️

But poor Mini Blondie we can’t leave her behind 😭

This is a saga, not a statement.

[aasastrosblog]

MG, why haven't you groomed Lando? You're perfect for each other. Lando will be champion this year, all the cameras will be on him. You can dump your kids on their fathers, and you can hang out with Lando at parties, fashion shows, go to every race, throw yourself at Lando in front of all the cameras. We bless you, Max won't mind if you turn your undivided attention and charms on Lando. Lando will be your lap dog, because that's what he wants.

Anon, what can I say…

You’re not the first one with this deliciously villainous idea 🤭— but we’re more than happy to re-sponsor it anyway.

Confirmed: our full blessing. ✨

This is a plan.

[aasastrosblog]

Some part of me wants that she to drag L to the paddock or just “accidentally” leak her face, I think that’ll be the ultimate reason for Max to leave her for good.

Oh Anon, I absolutely love these heartfelt confessions. Your plan is diabolical — but I truly appreciate how honest you were in sharing it with us. Anyway, I really hope there won’t be any need for that.

Let’s keep it as a plan B though, just in case. 😉