#abahaha

[sevikasmainwhore]

my birthday is almost here c: yay

[mindninjax]

My boss walked into my office to tell me about how the warehouse guys were arguing about something I clearly knew the answer to. 

And I was like, “Oh yeah I know I heard them.” and he was like “You heard them arguing about it, why didn’t you tell them which one was correct?”

And I was just like “Because not a lot happens between 7:30am and 4PM and sometimes I like to sit and watch the world burn.” 

[and-i-want-and-i-need]

So “Dude Looks Like A Lady” by Aerosmith is all Mötley Crüe’s fault

Steven Tyler saw Vince Neil across from a bar and thought he was a hot lady from behind and they were trying to figure out who was going to ask “the hot lady” out until he turned his head and he wasn’t a hot lady at which point Steven said “Dude looks like a lady”.

[inkykeiji]

your writing doesnt have any weak parts i'll sue you

I’LL SUE YOU

LMFAO ANON PLS don’t sue me i have no monies

I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THIS FACE BUT IM KEEPIBG IT OH KT GOD I CANT BRWATHE AHAAHHAAHA

[koutawoo]

Day 9 of loving Woowoo-chan 🌼 there was a super cute doggo on the train today and it kept staring at me until I petted him and 🥺 my life is complete 😤 I WISH YOU ALL THE DOGGOS ON THE PLANET!!!!

gonna be honest and say that dogs r cute but i refuse to touch them bc i don’t want doggo germs 😌 but thank u, i love ur blessings ✨

[purecamp]

so i let sharon needles sit on my face

[notsohunkydory]

I am scared, I am sad, and I feel so fucking alone. Everyday is a blur and a front and I’m just so tired of pretending everything is okay when really nothing is okay at all. Everything is moving so fast and I can’t keep up and I feel like I’m just wasting away. I’m so tired. So so so fucking tired.