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home by cavetown + remus lupin = yes

So I do a music appreciation thing at work every Monday for the Residents, and I play music from that artist in the background while we talk about their life and work. Today I’m doing Lawrence Welk and ‘take me home country roads’ starts playing, which hits me like a Bethesda flavored sucker punch mid sentence because???? I’m pretty sure Lawrence Welk did NOT write that one,,, so I googled who wrote it after the activity was over and-

#hayao miyazaki #life stuff #me #im gonna mcfreakin lose it #LIKE #i couldnt explain to the residents WHY that song stumbled me out of the conversation mid sentence #ABD THEN #for THAT to be the google result #geez

never in my life have i wanted to send hate so bad on god

#not on tumblr this is about a redditor lmoa #if i could mail one person an exploding box of shit it would be that redditor lmao #imagine going into a support group and being like 'everyone thinks im like you freaks its really hard for me' and then #ABD THEN #comparing it to racism #iimagine #IMAGINE #well you don't have to imagine because that person is real and apparently walks among us #im wishing an actual calamity upon you fool

the clean sheets being missing from the spot where I always put them is not a reason to be consumed with white-hot fury and yet,,,

#i put the dirty ones in a specific basket and the clean ones are folded inside a clear container in my closet #they are ALWAYS those places #i found a few of them around my house with no idea why they got there #abd then #ohhh boy #one of my silk pillowcases and one of my cotton ones is gone #i have two of each #they are very distinctive #nowhere to be found #i have checked every room and container in this house and asked everyone else #hourss looking for a pillowcase #i take very good care of them and they are only ever in one spot so WHAT THE HELL

why is ME! after afterglow

#literal tears #abd then

OHMYGOD IRS CANDYCORN SEASON

#dont hate me #im australian #i bever had it til i was 15 #abd THEN #it was like #jesus tears #its so bad for my teeth but i love it sm

whyyyyyyyy does my girlfriend constantly strive to embarrass meeeeee

#she told her friend #who I recently had a sex dream about?#THAT I HAD THAT DREAM #ABD THEN #SHE SAID 'hey would you fuck her?'#and I was like YO WHY WOULD YOU ASJ THAT #he said yea tho

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