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Ellie. 28 years old. I’m just here please don’t ask me why.

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

girl wtf is wrong with you (me to me)

[enki2]

[ellieisreading]

🌻What This Week🌻

🪻What I’m Reading:

•Pretty Little Mistake (ARC)

•Book of Azrael

•Before I Let Go

🌸What I’m Watching:

•True Blood

•The Witcher

🌺What I’m Listening To:

•A Court of Mist & Fury (Graphic Audio version)

🌹What I’m Looking Forward To:

•Hopefully finishing up wedding planning soon so I can sit back and enjoy the next few months!

[teaboot]

Oh no.... not my bed and my pillows and my blankies..... sure would suck if I.... got snug as a bug in there.... whatever would I do......

[deadlypoetacademia]

Life's not fair, i should be paid for existing and reading books

[ellieisreading]

i’m just fumbling around like a toddler on this app bc i haven’t used it in 5 years. if you see me doing anything weird just ignore me 😌

[ellieisreading]

am i going to use tumblr again??????

maybe.

[lohboh]

I googled “fat coyote” expecting a sensible chuckle but instead I got a sensible chuckle and Looney Tunes fetish art

[lohboh]

here’s the sensible chuckle

[defunct-blog]

now give us the fetish art

[lohboh]

no

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

[martymartinloki]

there are no rules in our kitchen.  i would die.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[figmentera]

‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke. 

its comedy gold, just in that first line

[dumbbadgerdeactivated-deactivat]

me: *bored for 0.5 seconds*

me:

[dunsparce]

life is hard for this dog

[shinvermouthea]

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[vacillating-bpd-queen]

[bird-paws]

[enbizaka-murders]

[taywhytetrash-deactivated201706]

Hit me with your best

car