persephone/abe, lux/noah and sawyer/lennon for the ultimate ship meme thing bc i'm evil. ^-^
Persephone && Abe
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - As long as Persephone will put up with Abe.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Cliche amounts of slow then all at once.
How was their first kiss? - pretty innocent, probably an end of the night kiss see you tomorrow.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Abe
Who is the best man/men? - one of Abe’s friends
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - one of Seph’s friends
Who did the most planning? - Persephone
Who stressed the most? - Persephone
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - not really a big deal
Sex:
Who is on top? - usually Abe
Who is the one to instigate things? - depends on the day both can have their days.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - dependent upon how it started, how needy things are, and if there is or is not some foreplay
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - usually but sometimes Abe makes Seph wait for it.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 0
How many children will they adopt? - probably 1 maybe
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Persephone
Who is the stricter parent? - Abe
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Abe
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Persephone
Who is the more loved parent? - Persephone
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Persephone
Who cried the most at graduation? - Persephone
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Abe
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Equal parts
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Abe
Who does the grocery shopping? - Abe usually
How often do they bake desserts? - Often
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - healthy balance of both
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Abe
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Persephone
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Persephone
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Persephone
Who is really against chores? - Persephone
Who cleans up after the pets? - Both pretty equally
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Abe
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Persephone
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Persephone
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Persephone
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Abe (running partner)
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Whenever Seph wants to decorate they do.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Goals are for people with agendas.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Persephone on weekdays and Abe on the weekend
Who plays the most pranks? - neither really.