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Abigail: My son is a good boy.

Errol: Mhmm, sure.

Errol, like an episode later: Dylan is valid!

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Abigail Mathis: Dry River is a zoo. The trick is you gotta show the other baboons you got a bigger, redder ass. Let’s hit the lounge.

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Errol: Listen Abigail, here’s what we know: your son’s covered in blood, and we found out that it is Jeremiah’s blood. And he’s got claw marks across his gut, and we can’t just release your son, he’s the most likely suspect still, so I know you’re frustrated and everything, but-

Abigail: My son would not do this. He is a good boy, he would not have done this.

Errol: He’s a good boy, but he’s a shit suspect. He wouldn’t really tell us much when we were in there talking to him.

Abigail: He always has been quiet.

Errol: Yeah, that’s not super helpful and again that root beer though? What are you doing, you brewing the sarsaparilla back there? What’s the-

Travis: Wilder just kinda glares at you and continues polishing cups.

Errol: What, you- you got beef, bud?

Justin: Wilder watches one of the mugs floats over to the root beer and begins to fill itself.

Errol: I’m doing that with my mind.

Justin: It is placed in front of Errol.

Travis: Wilder reaches underneath the counter and pulls out a club with a silver tip, and you can see engraved upon it is the symbol of The Church, and he points it-

Justin: You see the mug start to float back over and upend itself, and then it goes over to the sink and is washed and is placed back in its place.

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Joseph Blackwell: The united coalition of fangs declines the request. Abigail Mathis: It’s not a request. I’m giving you an all tomato. Meaning that you give me the whole tomato, or else.

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Abigail Mathis: Errol, if we had 5 guys with your balls, we wouldn’t need 30 detectives. Errol: True, but we’d need a good doctor.

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Abigail, at the yearly Dry River faction vs faction paintball game: The fleshes have gotten pretty good this year. Errol: Yeah, they must have been practicing while the rest of us went on dates.

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My biggest question in anticipation of TAZ Dust:

How the eff does a family of werewolves wind up owning a silver mine? How do werewolves even mine for silver?

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