#abiggalehobbits

[redridinghoodwasajournalist]

Breaking bread? Or breaking beds?

Murder husbands dine together! Normally this wouldn't be a problem...maybe if they weren't evil gays! Watch them eat and snicker, they probably blast Lady gaga! How dangerous!!! How sickening...hold your loved ones closer. And your rain on me albums closer.

[abiggalehobbits]

Imagine driving around is this ugly ahhh car. Mom type beat, or should I say paternal?

[enabler1therapist2]

You seem like the kinda person who say Splendid alot and @1dogloverinwolftrap seems like the kinda person who says Fuck. Every other sentence. - @one-armed-lass

Yes, my Mylimasis does have a sharp tongue that often forms those crude words. Whereas I'd have anyone's tongue for that display of language..I cannot help but be enamored by how beautifully sinful Will truly makes it to hear those in his mouth. They fit perfectly and lose all their crassness. They become nothing but melodic utters of Will's mouth. Perfect.

[1dogloverinwolftrap]

Hello,

I am looking for my leg, it has gone missing some time ago, if you have information or if you could help spread the word, thag would be great.

Thank you.

I may or may not have seen a piece your leg in a Tupperware in the fridge...

[thebeverlykatz]

Hello Agent Katz,

My leg has gone missing some time ago, I am looking for information in regard to it. If you could help me spread the word that would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you.

MAN that's a bummer! I kinda had my own brush of danger with Hannibal. I had to lie low for a bit too, but I'm back! I hope you can find your leg! I wish you well in your life Ms. B, I sure as hell hope everyone who had to meet Hannibal does.

[dr-bedeliadumaurier]

The daily need to avoid socializing with all these unstable minds is sickening at times. I am need of another glass of wine if I am going to continue seeing all this 'shit storm' as some may say, unfold.

[abiggalehobbits]

GET OFF MY LAWN!

Freddie get your scraggedly raggedly ass hoe skeleton from minecraft ass red shock red hair rumplesklitskin ahhhh self off of my property.

[enabler1therapist2]

Hello Doctor,

I have been looking for my leg for some time, if you could help me with spreading the word that would be keenly appreciated. Your medical expertise could also be of great aid.

Thank you.

Hello Ms. Bedelisia,

I see that you are in search of your leg. You made the right choice of asking me, I have the solution to put an end to your search. You see, I personally removed it. I salted it, cooked it, and fed the lovely meal to my family. It is unfortunate you no longer have the appendage, but it served as a lovely meal. It tasted exquisite with the truffle extract with zest. I paired it with a lovely wine named Chateau Lafite 1869.

I bid you well in your one-legged promenades, I hope we can have you for dinner soon again.

Hannibal Lecter