Beverly Katz

Forensic Lab rat. Hi mom 👋

[one-armed-lass]

My family/friends/ frenemies as tortured poets department songs

@enabler1therapist2 is the Albatross/Robin

@1dogloverinwolftrap is The black dog/i hate it here

@abiggalehobbits is Whos afraid of little old me

@pool-boy-at-the-psych-ward is Down bad

@flyfishing-the-fbi is Cassandra/ fresh out the slammer

@not-a-cannibal-1 is my boy only brakes his favorite toys/ i can fix him(no really i can)

@bedelisia is i can do it with a broken heart

@tunaguy85 is fortnight

@jack-loves-bella is Loml(lose of my life)

@dr-alana-verger is Florida

@clarice-starling-official is the Bolter

@thebeverlykatz is Clara bow

@www-tattlecrime-dot-com is thanK you aIMee

And some new friends to

@batesmotelofficial is Peter

@s0t1z1k01978 is The alchemy

[thebeverlykatz]

Clara bow? Woah I like it! I did come from a small town so it fits.

[tethered-heartstrings]

[thebeverlykatz]

This is literally us, I love you, you're such a weird little guy but that what's make you so cool. Love ya bestie

@1dogloverinwolftrap

[thebeverlykatz]

how do you get ur hair to look so amazing all the time SHARE UR SECRETS

Of course i'll share I am not a gatekeeper! I use this aloe vera blend shampoo and conditioner. I also use rice water to promote growth and make my hair softer. As the hair products I use are a light hair mousse and spray after I do small curls in my hair. Of course make sure to always use hair heat protectant! Occasionally, i'll use hair masks, I also sleep with a bonnet to help combat frizz and hair breakage.

[will-graham-coded]

I have spent 2 days making memes for no reason other than my own amusement and then I realized oh I can post these for my 3 followers so I emerged from my depression room state to so this be proud of me

[dr-alana-verger]

Can confirm that this is true…

[flyfishing-the-fbi]

I'm the one she asked sometimes.

Yes the vending machine nearly fell on me...

[pool-boy-at-the-psych-ward]

Why wasn’t I included 😞

[thebeverlykatz]

Hey..that's not nice to say I shake the vending- I do shake it...I do...and the stupid snack doesn't come down and I go cry in my car for a bit.

[thebeverlykatz]

Meow ;3

HEHEH HIIIII

[thebeverlykatz]

Hello Agent Katz,

My leg has gone missing some time ago, I am looking for information in regard to it. If you could help me spread the word that would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you.

MAN that's a bummer! I kinda had my own brush of danger with Hannibal. I had to lie low for a bit too, but I'm back! I hope you can find your leg! I wish you well in your life Ms. B, I sure as hell hope everyone who had to meet Hannibal does.

[thebeverlykatz]

miau

My name is Beverly Katz! Meow!!! 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

[ripiz]

At the club checkin my tumblr notes

[thebeverlykatz]

Only the real girlies know how this feels like.

@one-armed-lass

[flyfishing-the-fbi]

What is your opinion on listening to MCR while fishing?

Not exactly my thing, but whatever you like to get you fishing!

[thebeverlykatz]

Not his thing but mine all the way!!!

[willgrahamcracker2013]

he’s eepy

[one-armed-lass]

@enabler1therapist2 I think someone hacked your phone.

[enabler1therapist2]

I believe that was Ms. Katz's doing. She mass sent that image to multiple people, after she said quote on quote, "I just wanted to give you first dibs of this picture before I spread it around."

[one-armed-lass]

Ohh. Do you have any minion photos to go with this one?

[enabler1therapist2]

Not quite at the moment, I am finding myself in the amidst of writing a few documents in reference to my patients. I will make sure when I have more time to reply with such images.

[one-armed-lass]

Ah. Understandable Dr, take your time i look forward to seeing the photos you find.

[1dogloverinwolftrap]

What did I say about encouraging him? *Sighs as his hand runs through his face.* Why exactly do you guys have a picture of me being exhausted? Want a gold medal for that? Congrats. I want to sleep in peace....jeez.

[one-armed-lass]

Hey, I’m just saying I find them quite funny and accurate. Plus don’t get grumpy for Beverly just doing what any best friend would do and according to the photo….you did look quite eepy.

[thebeverlykatz]

Yeah! You can't blame me for catching you snoozing sleeping beauty.

[thebeverlykatz]

OMG YAY

Of course!!! Har har!!!

[thebeverlykatz]

besties?

Hell yeah!!! Of course!! Now that you've been established as my bestie. You can't leave no matter how much I terrorize you...you're stuck. Forever. *LETS OUT A WITCH CACKLE* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[thebeverlykatz]

hello !

HEYYYYYYY!!!!

[thebeverlykatz]

Oh my god Bev? Bev is that you? I saw your b-body... Hannibal split it up into a strange cross section... Nevermind that, are you okay? How are you okay? I mean I'm happy but...

- @flyfishing-the-fbi

Man! IM ALIVE. Sorry for the whole shebang. I didn't have much of a choice uh...yeah..happy early birthday? I'm doing good, how are you? How are you and hannibal? *wink wink*

[flyfishing-the-fbi]

Oh you know... Doing good...

Actually we're getting married soon??

So really good actually.

[thebeverlykatz]

WHATTTT *SCREAMS AND DOES A DANCE* YOU CANT JUST DROP THIS ON ME? OH MY GOD.... TELL HOW DID YOU GUYS PROPOSE? HOW FAR ARE YOU INTO PLANNING? DO YOU NEED A LADY OF HONOR? I CAN PLAY THE KEYBOARD AT THE RECEPTION? Of course my rate would be paid in future beer (I'm kidding I'd do it for free). BUT OH MY GOD WILL?! YOU'RE NO LONGER A SINGLE PRINGLE?

[flyfishing-the-fbi]

I am I guess, no longer a single pringle? If that's something they say now. Haha.

Hannibal is doing a ton of planning, he's handling it mostly by himself, of course. He's ever the perfectionist and well... I proposed... Uh... By sending us tumbling off a cliff together. It's a long story I'll tell you later.

And yes Bev, I'd love it if you'd be my Lady of Honor. I'd never ask anyone else to do such an important job.

[thebeverlykatz]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM GOING TK BE YOUR MAID OF HONOR!!! YOU PROPOSED? BY JUMPING OFF A CLIFF TOGETHER? Only you would think of that honestly. I'm happy for you guys. Yes we have all the time to talk graham cracker. Man, it's just like old times now!

[flyfishing-the-fbi]

I missed you a ton Bev! You'll for sure have to come and visit after the wedding so we can catch up.

Outside FBI jurisdiction of course.

[thebeverlykatz]

Absolutely!!! I'll kidnap you otherwise Graham cracker!!! Of course I'm no snitch bros over hoes always!!! I mean like- the fbi is like my hoe? I don't know why I'm explaining but yeah! Let's catch up soon!!!

[one-armed-lass]

@thebeverlykatz Had so much fun with you last night girl!! We definitely need todo it again sometime!

[thebeverlykatz]

We doooo!!!! I had so much fun too!!!! I woke up on my carpet and now I have carpet rash but we're still balling!!!! Let's definitely do this again soon!!!

[one-armed-lass]

Woke up in the bathtub, but like you said still Balling!!

[thebeverlykatz]

Jeez we got so fucked up. HAHAHAHAHA

[one-armed-lass]

@thebeverlykatz Had so much fun with you last night girl!! We definitely need todo it again sometime!

[thebeverlykatz]

We doooo!!!! I had so much fun too!!!! I woke up on my carpet and now I have carpet rash but we're still balling!!!! Let's definitely do this again soon!!!

[one-armed-lass]

About to go get fucked up with mine new bestie@thebeverlykatz can’t wait girl!!

[thebeverlykatz]

FUCK YEAHHH WOOOO

This is us.

[one-armed-lass]

Real, we are hot as hell and tearing up the dance floor.

[thebeverlykatz]

LETS GET SOME SHOTTSS WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[one-armed-lass]

SHOT SHOT SHOTS EVERYBODY

[thebeverlykatz]

CHUG CHUG CHUG

[one-armed-lass]

GURL I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN!

[thebeverlykatz]

SAMEEEEE LET'S DANCE TO THIS BEAT

I HOPPED ON A PLANE IN L.A.X

AND JAY Z SONG WAS ONNNNNNN

[one-armed-lass]

AND A BRITNEY SONG WAS ON AND I PUT My HANDS UP

[thebeverlykatz]

SO I PUT MY HANDS UPP PPPPP

THEYRE PLAYING MY SONG THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY