Hello Doctor,
I have been looking for my leg for some time, if you could help me with spreading the word that would be keenly appreciated. Your medical expertise could also be of great aid.
Thank you.
Hello Ms. Bedelisia,
I see that you are in search of your leg. You made the right choice of asking me, I have the solution to put an end to your search. You see, I personally removed it. I salted it, cooked it, and fed the lovely meal to my family. It is unfortunate you no longer have the appendage, but it served as a lovely meal. It tasted exquisite with the truffle extract with zest. I paired it with a lovely wine named Chateau Lafite 1869.
I bid you well in your one-legged promenades, I hope we can have you for dinner soon again.
Hannibal Lecter








