Angry Alien Horoscopes
I was going to call these Horror Movie Horoscopes, but I already made a post with that title. Anyway, which horror movie are you? Brought to you via screenshots from Angry Alien’s 30 Second Bunny Theater!
Aries – It (2017) ...redheads...
Taurus – Exorcist ...because my brother is a Taurus, was Catholic, and lives in Georgetown, so you can thank him...
Gemini – Saw ...puzzles are fun, yeah?
Cancer – Teeth ... “VAGINA DENTATA!!!”
Leo – Scream ...it’s one thing to be a fan of movies...
Virgo – The Shining ... “All work and no play...”
Libra – The Ring ... “7 days...”
Scorpio – Halloween ...(whenever I see anything with an unbeatable killer, I always think of Austin Powers going, “Why won’t you die?!”)
Sagittarius – The Cabin in the Woods ...saying why would be giving away the ending...
Capricorn – Night of the Living Dead ...a classic...
Aquarius – The Human Centipede ...because technology and innovation lol...
Pisces – Poltergeist ... “This house is clean...”