Ok real Canonstants this time:
Ex-host was bored one evening mid last september and decided to put on MCYT. and then decided that he wanted something new to watch. So he goes to Dangthatsalongname (Scott Smajor's youtube channel) and sees Vampires SMP.
That was his first mistake! He should have known by then (and certainly knows by now) that even watching something new is enough to form someone new for us! But he was an egotistical idiot and thought he was safe!
He was not. We finished Scott's VSMP Episode 1 and were already speaking in a scottish accent and admittedly concerningly unfocused on anything else. Then we finished Owen's Episode 1 (because, like I said, ex-host was bored).
and then we lost like an hour or so I think worth of time and then he just went "ah fuck. I'm actually Scott Goldsmith & Owen". To which Owen replied, no, actually, *he* was Owen, and he was just Scott and ex-host had ended up having been kicked out of front at some point during that hour we lost.
So that was fun!
-Abolish (vsmp fictive) #💎🗡️🩸
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