Rules: Once you’re tagged you have to write 92 truths about you. At the end tag 25 people.
What was your…
Last drink: Capri-Sun fruit punch.
Last phone call: I don’t remember, probably my mom.
Last text message: I haven’t texted in a year or so, don’t ask me.
Last song you listened to: “Stronger Than You” from the Steven Universe soundtrack.
Last time you cried: Last night.
Have you ever:
Dated someone twice: Nope.
Been cheated on: Not in a sexual way.
Kissed someone and regretted it: Nah.
Lost someone special: Yes.
Been depressed: I’m depressed right now.
Been drunk and threw up: Nope, I’ve never even been drunk at all.
In the past year have you:
Made a new friend: I’m not sure if I can talk about friendship, but I’ve definitely found some sweet buddies. They could easily become my friends if I just talked to them more often.
Fallen out of love: Oh hell yeah, more than once.
Laughed until you cried: Laughter doesn’t make me cry in general.
Met someone who changed you: All the time.
Found out who your true friends are: More like found out who weren’t.
Found out someone was talking about you: Nah.
Kissed someone on your fb list: I haven’t kissed anyone in the past year.
General…
How many people on your fb list do you know: I don’t have a Facebook, if that’s what fb means.
Do you have any pets: No, but I’d love to have a cat or two.
Do you want to change your name: Yes please.
What did you do for your last birthday party: I didn’t have a party, I don’t like parties. I spent the day with my mom.
What time did you wake up today: Like 2 in the afternoon.
What were you doing at midnight last night: Derping on tumblr.
Name something you can’t wait for: I’ll rather skip that one.
Last time you saw your mother: I can’t tell the exact day anymore, but it was about two weeks ago.
What’s one thing you wish you could change about your life: Too much to list.
What are you listening to rn: Family Guy on TV.
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Nope, but I’m German, Tom isn’t a very common name here. Unless a Thomas counts, in that case, more than one.
Blood type: I don’t know
Nickname(s): Alas.
Relationship status: Happily single.
Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Pronouns: He/Him/His
Favourite TV show: I don’t even know. Hannibal probably, although that’s not on TV at the moment, and might not ever be again at my place.
College: None.
Hair colour: Really dark brown with a hue of purple in the right lighting.
Long or short: Short.
Height: 1.63 metres and too lazy to convert it into feet right now.
Do you have a crush on someone: Nope.
What do you like about yourself: The fact that I’m able not to take shit from people I don’t care about.
Tattoos: A flying saucer with lyrics from one of my fave songs, “there and back again” in elven, and pretty much a sleeve based on tea parties, death, and my favourite books.
Righty or lefty: Righty
First surgery: There was an extra tooth in my upper jaw that had to be taken out when I was like 8 or 9.
First piercing: None.
First best friend: I don’t remember. My mom told me it was a girl named Johanna in nursery school, but I can’t think back to that age.
First sport you joined: Swimming I think, but I quit.
First vacation: I don’t remember.
First pair of sneakers: Don’t remember either.
Rn…
Eating: Some fruit gummies I discovered yesterday, they’re hella delicious.
Drinking: Nothing.
I’m about to: Continue drawing.
Waiting for: Nothing really.
Want kids: Maybe sometime in the future, but I definitely never want to give birth. Adoption is an option.
Career: I’d love to make money with my drawings and/or writing, but since that’s not a job that guarantees a stable income, I want to become an architectural draftsman, if that’s the right term.
Which is better…
Lips or eyes: I keep catching myself being attracted to lips all the time, but I really like eyes too. Most of my celeb crushes have great eyes and great lips (for reference: Chris Evans, Mads Mikkelsen, Raúl Esparza, Tom Hardy).
Hugs or kisses: Neither really, I’m not a touchy person, but if I have to pick one, I’ll go for hugs.
Shorter or taller: Taller men, shorter women (which doesn’t happen often, lmao). I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t any of these offline, so I can’t tell for that case.
Older or younger: Men should be older than me, but I don’t mind much for women.
Romantic or spontaneous: This sounds like dating, can I skip that? I’m not into dating.
Nice stomach or nice arms: Both please.
Sensitive or loud: Please don’t be loud, I have a real problem with noise. If you’re too loud, it’ll chase me away.
Trouble maker or hesitant: I don’t even know. A good mix of both probably.
Have you ever…
Kissed a stranger: Nope.
Drank hard liquor: I think so.
Lost glasses/contacts: A few times.
Sex on first date: I’ve never had sex.
Broke someone’s heart: I think so, yeah. Once.
Been arrested: Nope.
Turned someone down: Yep.
Fallen for a friend: A few times, but whenever I admitted it it ended terribly, so I’m gonna shut up if it ever happens again.
Do you believe in…
Yourself: Sometimes.
Miracles: Not really.
Love at first sight: No, absolutely not. Attraction at first sight, sure thing, but real love takes time to develop.
Heaven: Nah.
Santa Claus: Nah.
Kiss at first date: Never done it, but I guess it can happen.
Angels: Yes, but not in the biblical sense.
Tagging: aromantichamlet if you’re in the mood, and anyone else who sees this and wants to do it.