#about dicks

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

@mannisbaratheon supports me and so I am right.

[chaxtic-love]

for my friend smaug

dick nipple.

[hesitanthelena-blog]

I’ve been seeing a lot of dicks and just being like, “I like this. Dicks are nice.”

Sometimes it makes me feel bad about my junk, you know? I don’t know. It’s not always even a thing of “I want a dick, too!” sometimes it’s just like, I don’t have the awesomeness that is a dick...And like, it sucks. 

Now that’s not to say vaginas aren’t awesome, because they fuckin are. But it’s like, dammit, DICKS!!! 

[aliascleverbot]

Mun is still doodling, so replies won’t be done right now. Long ago, I promised (/threatened) Hottie-mun that I’d draw Hot Rod’s spike. Guess what I’m doing right now.

[sinmachine420]

I just said Willie Wonka and realized it sounds like saying willie wanker with a british accent

[blockaflocka]

oh my god I shoulda know his thang would be big! like for the first time I got a dick pic that was solicited

[aliascleverbot]

I lost two followers after posting the doodle of Shutter's tralala

Come back, if I'm going to scare someone away with drawings of dicks, at least let it be a HUGE one!

... Would it help if I said he doesn't use it often because he's self conscious?